Let's talk about Magikarp. Everyone's favorite useless fish. Or is it?
Specifically, let's dive into its shiny form. What *does* a shiny Magikarp look like?
Well, it's gold. A glorious, shimmering, slightly ridiculous gold.
A Golden Opportunity?
Some people think it's the epitome of cool. A golden fish, proof of dedication. A symbol of patience rewarded.
I'm not one of those people. I'm going to say it: shiny Magikarp is overrated.
There, I said it! Feel free to @ me.
Why the Hate (Love?)?
Okay, hate might be a strong word. But hear me out.
The appeal of shiny Pokemon is their rarity. That unique color palette. A subtle change that makes you feel special.
Shiny Magikarp is… not subtle. It's gold. Like, *really* gold.
The Gold Standard (of Overdoing It)
It's like they took the regular Magikarp and dipped it in liquid gold. There's no finesse. No artistry.
It's just… BAM! GOLD FISH!
And yes, I know it's a reference to the golden carp in folklore. But still. Feels a little… much.
Is it Just Me?
Maybe I'm alone in this opinion. Maybe everyone else is mesmerized by the shiny Magikarp.
Maybe I'm just jealous because I haven't caught one yet. Probably.
But I still think it's a bit gaudy. A bit… obvious.
The Gyarados Factor
Now, the saving grace here is Gyarados. A red Gyarados is objectively awesome.
The contrast is amazing. It's menacing. It's a complete 180 from its pre-evolution.
A red Gyarados almost makes the golden Magikarp worth it. *Almost*.
My Unpopular Shiny Opinions
Okay, confession time: I actually prefer the *normal* Magikarp.
There's something endearing about its pathetic flopping. Its sheer uselessness. Its unwavering optimism.
The original Magikarp is a testament to perseverance. A reminder that even the weakest among us can become something amazing.
In Conclusion (or, A Fishy Take)
So, what does a shiny Magikarp look like? It looks like a missed opportunity.
It looks like a Pokemon that could have been so much more.
But hey, at least it evolves into a cool red dragon. That's something, right?
I'm ready for your disagreements. Bring 'em on!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to try and catch a regular old useless Magikarp. I like its style!
