So, What's the Deal with the New *American Horror Story*?
Okay, let's be real. Trying to figure out a new season of American Horror Story is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. It's a beautiful mess, isn't it?
The rumour mill is always churning! Every season is a mystery box. We're all just screaming into the void, hoping Ryan Murphy throws us a crumb of plot.
Delicate: A Pregnancy Nightmare?
This season is supposedly called Delicate. And it's based (loosely, very loosely) on a book called "Delicate Condition." Think pregnancy... but make it *terrifying*.
We're talking demonic babies? Creepy cults? Or maybe just really, really bad morning sickness? I'm going with all of the above. Because why not?
Emma Roberts is back! Yes, the queen of sassy screams is gracing our screens again. And Kim Kardashian is… acting? This I have to see.
Is Kim K. the Real Horror Story? (Unpopular Opinion Alert!)
Okay, unpopular opinion time: I'm actually intrigued by Kim Kardashian's casting. Sure, she's not exactly known for her dramatic chops.
But maybe she'll surprise us! Maybe she'll be the new Jessica Lange. (Okay, probably not, but a girl can dream, right?).
Honestly, sometimes the real horror is the acting itself. I am bracing myself.
The Conspiracy Theories Are Strong This Year
The internet is exploding with theories, of course. Are aliens involved? Are we back in Murder House? Did someone actually sell their soul to get cast?
My personal favourite theory involves a coven of witches running a fertility clinic. It's convoluted. It's insane. It's American Horror Story.
Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if the writers are just throwing darts at a board of random horror tropes. It's that wild.
What We *Really* Want From AHS
Look, at the end of the day, we just want to be scared. We want to be grossed out. And we want to see Sarah Paulson deliver a monologue that makes us question our entire existence.
Is that too much to ask? Probably. But hey, a girl can hope. And scream a little.
I miss when it was more cohesive. Coven and Asylum are perfection. I still think about Sister Jude!
So, Should You Watch?
Of course, you should watch! Even if it's terrible, it'll be a beautiful train wreck. Plus, it's practically a cultural obligation at this point.
Grab your popcorn, prepare for nightmares, and get ready to yell at your TV. Because that's what American Horror Story is all about.
Just try not to think too hard about the plot. Your brain will thank you. Good luck everyone! This season looks like it might be a wild one.
