Okay, let's talk Transformers movies. You know, those robots that turn into cars? Giant robots punching each other? Explosions galore? Good times!
Trying to figure out the *actual* order is...well, it's a bit of a mess. But don't worry, we'll sort through it. Hopefully, without getting blown up like a Decepticon.
The "Official" Order
So, the "official" order, according to people who probably have way more Transformers toys than I do, goes something like this.
First, you've got Transformers (2007). Then comes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009). Next is Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011).
After that, things get *really* interesting. We have Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) and Transformers: The Last Knight (2017).
Finally, there's Bumblebee (2018) and Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023). That's the list according to Paramount Pictures.
But Wait, There's a Catch! (Or Several)
Here's where things get fun. Or confusing. Possibly both. Because let's be honest, the continuity in these movies is...flexible.
Bumblebee is technically a prequel. However, some people think it works better as a reboot. It's less Michael Bay, more heart, and a much cooler Bumblebee.
Rise of the Beasts is set after *Bumblebee*, but before the original 2007 movie. Confused yet?
My Totally Unofficial, Probably Wrong, But Way More Fun Order
Okay, brace yourselves. This might be controversial. My order is all about maximum enjoyment, minimal plot holes (attempted), and embracing the chaos.
I say, start with Bumblebee. It's a great entry point. It's got heart, a cool 80s vibe, and sets up the world nicely. Think of it as a fresh start.
Then, go straight into Transformers: Rise of the Beasts. Keep that momentum going. Get your Maximals on!
Now, ignore everything else. Seriously. Just pretend the other movies don't exist. Okay, maybe that's extreme.
If you *must* watch more, go with the original Transformers (2007). It's got nostalgia on its side. Plus, it's the movie that started it all.
Then...stop. Just stop. Save yourself the headache. You've seen enough explosions for one lifetime.
Why This Order Is Superior (Maybe)
Look, I'm not saying I'm right. But I'm also not saying I'm wrong. This order prioritizes fun and watchability. Avoid the unnecessary complicated storylines.
The original sequels? Let's just say they're an acquired taste. A taste for explosions, slow-motion running, and questionable plot choices.
The Last Knight? It involves Merlin. Yes, that Merlin. I rest my case.
The Real Secret: Lower Your Expectations
The truth is, the Transformers movies are best enjoyed with a healthy dose of skepticism. Don't overthink it.
Go in expecting giant robots to smash things. Expect cheesy dialogue. Expect explosions. Lots and lots of explosions. Think of it as metal-on-metal ballet.
Ultimately, the best order is the one you enjoy the most. So, go forth, watch robots transform, and try not to lose too many brain cells in the process.
Maybe watch them with pizza. Everything is better with pizza. Even questionable Transformers sequels.
And remember, "Til All Are One!" (Whatever that means.)
