Okay, let’s be real. We all know that string of numbers after the main zip code. The dreaded +4. Is it important? I have opinions. Controversial opinions.
I mean, does anyone really know their full zip code off the top of their head? Like, without having to Google it or stare intensely at a bill? I seriously doubt it.
The Mystery of the +4
What is that +4 anyway? Is it some kind of secret code to unlock faster delivery? Or is it just the post office's way of making us feel inadequate? Probably the latter.
I've heard it narrows down your location. Like, to a specific side of the street. Or which apartment in the building you live in. Seems a bit much, doesn't it?
Maybe it helps the robots sort the mail. I’m picturing tiny robots, meticulously reading those extra numbers. And judging me based on my junk mail subscriptions.
My Unpopular Opinion
Here's the thing. I think the +4 is overrated. Massively overrated. It's like the parsley garnish on a plate – pretty, but ultimately unnecessary.
I'm convinced the postal service is just messing with us. Giving us extra homework. Making us feel slightly dumb when we can't remember it.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the hard work of mail carriers. I really do! They battle dogs and weather. My beef isn't with them.
My beef is with the illusion of precision. The idea that those four little numbers make a significant difference in my mail delivery experience. It's a lie!
The Google Algorithm Knows All
Of course, if you're filling out an online form, you're probably forced to enter it. Damn you, required fields! We've all been there.
So, you Google it. "What's my zip code +4?" The internet knows everything. Including my deepest, darkest fears (which, incidentally, involve forgetting my +4).
And then you dutifully type it in. Feeling slightly defeated. But hey, at least you're one step closer to ordering that questionable item off that late-night infomercial.
A Conspiracy Theory (Maybe)
Okay, maybe I'm being a little dramatic. But I have a theory. A wild one. What if the +4 is just a data collection scheme?
They're tracking our buying habits! Our subscription preferences! Our deepest, darkest secrets! All through the power of the +4! (Okay, I’m definitely being dramatic).
But seriously, think about it. Data is power. And those four little numbers… they might be more powerful than we realize.
Embrace the Imperfection
Look, I'm not advocating for postal anarchy. I still put stamps on my letters (when I actually send letters). And I recycle my junk mail (mostly).
I’m just saying, let's not get hung up on the +4. It's okay if you don't know it. It's okay if you have to Google it every time. You are not alone.
Let's embrace the imperfection! Let's celebrate the fact that our mail still (mostly) arrives. Even if we only know the first five digits.
So, the next time someone asks for your +4, just smile and say, "Let me check." Then blame it on the robots. They're the ones who really need it anyway.
