Okay, let's talk Transformers. Those giant robots who love to smash things. Figuring out the movie order can feel like trying to untangle Optimus Prime's trailer hitch.
Everyone *thinks* they know the right way. But does anyone *really*? I have a controversial opinion.
The "Official" Order (and Why It's Wrong)
The "official" order is probably what you see on streaming services. It usually goes: Transformers (2007), Revenge of the Fallen, Dark of the Moon, Age of Extinction, The Last Knight, Bumblebee, and then Rise of the Beasts. Sounds logical, right?
WRONG. Chronological order doesn't equal *best* viewing order. Some of those movies... well, they exist.
My Much Better, Totally Superior Order
Forget what you know. We're going on a journey. A journey of giant robots, questionable plotlines, and explosions. Mostly explosions.
First, Transformers (2007). It's a classic. It introduced us to the world, even with Shia LeBeouf screaming.
Then, skip everything until Bumblebee. Seriously. Skip Revenge of the Fallen, Dark of the Moon, Age of Extinction, and The Last Knight. Consider them a fever dream.
Bumblebee is a soft reboot. It's heartwarming, it has a great soundtrack, and it's actually good! Hailee Steinfeld rocks.
After Bumblebee, watch Rise of the Beasts. It continues the slightly rebooted timeline. Plus, who doesn't love some Maximals?
What About the Bad Ones?
So what to do with the... let's call them "less good" movies? Maybe watch them if you're really bored. Like, *really* bored.
Or if you want to see how many explosions Michael Bay can fit into a single film. The answer is: a lot.
If you *must* watch them, space them out. Use them as palate cleansers between better movies. Though, honestly, cleaning your palate with motor oil might be more enjoyable.
I personally think Revenge of the Fallen is okay for the memes. It's hilariously bad. It features racist caricatures, but has some good action in a bad movie sandwich.
Don't go in expecting cinematic gold, expect memes.
The Ultimate Viewing Guide (Simplified)
Here's the super simple version. Ready to ditch the bad and embrace the good?
1. Transformers (2007)
2. Bumblebee
3. Rise of the Beasts
4. (Optional) The others, if you're feeling masochistic.
You're welcome. Your Transformers viewing experience just got a whole lot better. And less explode-y. (Okay, maybe not less explode-y).
Now go forth and watch giant robots beat each other up! But maybe skip the ones with confusing plotlines and unnecessary Shia LeBeouf screaming.
This is just my opinion. But I'm right. Everyone else is wrong. Just kidding! (Mostly.)
