Okay, let's be real. It's Monday. And that means one thing: paradise. But like, what *time* does paradise actually start?
Seriously, I spend all day dodging spoilers. I'm practically living under a rock. The suspense is killing me! So, when do we get to see all the drama unfold?
The Burning Question: What Time is Paradise Found?
Here's the deal: ***Bachelor in Paradise*** usually airs on Mondays at 8/7c. That's on *ABC*, folks. Write it down!
But, and this is a *big* but, check your local listings! You never know when a football game or a surprise presidential address will throw things into chaos.
I mean, can you imagine missing Aaron Clancy's entrance because of a late-breaking news report? The horror!
The Pre-Paradise Ritual: A Very Important Step
Before you even *think* about turning on the TV, preparation is key. You need snacks. Lots of snacks. I'm talking chips, dips, maybe even a whole pizza. No judgment here.
And drinks! Hydration is important, even when you're judging questionable decisions on national television.
Plus, gather your friends. Misery (and questionable dating choices) loves company. The more opinions, the better!
My Unpopular Bachelor in Paradise Opinion (Don't Hate Me!)
Okay, here it goes. Deep breath. I actually think Jesse Palmer is doing a pretty good job as host. There, I said it!
I know, I know. Some people miss Chris Harrison. But Jesse is smooth, charming, and seems genuinely invested in the chaos. Maybe a bit too invested?
And honestly, sometimes I think the drama is a little *too* manufactured. Like, are they REALLY surprised when someone's "here for the wrong reasons"? Come on, people!
The Waiting Game: What to Do Until Paradise Arrives
The time between getting home from work and 8 pm can feel like an eternity. So, what to do?
First, scroll through Twitter and Instagram. Catch up on all the Bachelor Nation gossip. You know you want to.
Then, maybe re-watch some classic Bachelor in Paradise moments. Remember when... well, you know. There are so many to choose from.
And finally, mentally prepare yourself for the emotional rollercoaster. Tears? Laughter? Outrage? It's all part of the experience.
A Final Plea to ABC
Please, ABC, for the love of all that is holy, stick to the schedule! Don't make us wait any longer than we have to.
My Monday nights depend on this. My sanity depends on this. Okay, maybe that's a bit dramatic.
But seriously, 8/7c. I'll be there. Will you?
Now go forth and enjoy the drama (and remember to DVR, just in case!). See you in paradise!
