Okay, let's talk about something important: What We Do in the Shadows! And specifically, when we get more of it. Because, let's be honest, waiting is the worst, especially when it comes to vampire roommates and their hilariously inept antics.
Forget sparkly vampires; these guys are delightfully awkward, ancient (but not wise), and perpetually stuck in Staten Island. Finding out when the next season drops feels like uncovering a centuries-old secret, but I'm here to help you dig!
The Shadowy Release Dates of Seasons Past
So, the pattern with What We Do in the Shadows has been... well, a little bit all over the place. It's less predictable than Nandor's daily affirmations, that's for sure.
Season one premiered in March 2019. Season two? April 2020. Season three snuck up on us in September 2021, and season four arrived in July 2022. See the trend? There isn’t one! It's almost like they’re intentionally trying to confuse us, like Guillermo trying to explain modern technology to Nandor.
The release dates are, indeed, as erratic as Laszlo's scientific pursuits. But we love them nonetheless!
Predicting the Future (Like Nadja, But Less Accurate)
Trying to guess the air date of the next season of What We Do in the Shadows is like trying to herd feral cats. Nearly impossible, but entertaining to watch someone else try.
Given the previous season premieres, we're probably looking at somewhere in the spring, summer, or fall of whatever year it will be released. Helpful, right? Don’t worry, we will try to be more precise!
So, where does that leave us?
Honestly, your best bet is to keep an eye on official announcements from FX and the show's creators. Following the official social media channels for What We Do in the Shadows is a great start. They usually drop hints and teasers that get the internet buzzing.
Remember that time they released a cryptic image of Colin Robinson's energy-sucking spreadsheet? The internet went wild! Keep your eyes peeled for similar clues.
Why The Wait is (Probably) Worth It
Okay, waiting sucks. I get it. But think about what goes into making What We Do in the Shadows so great. It's not just the perfectly delivered deadpan humor (courtesy of Matt Berry and the rest of the amazing cast).
It's the elaborate sets, the surprisingly touching character development (yes, even for vampires), and the sheer commitment to ridiculousness. Good comedy takes time, you know.
Plus, think of all the meme-worthy moments we'll get! Every season brings a fresh wave of quotes and GIFs to flood our social media feeds. The wait builds the anticipation and ensures that each episode is a perfectly crafted comedic masterpiece.
So, while we may not know the exact air date of the next season, we can be sure of one thing: it will be worth the wait. In the meantime, rewatch your favorite episodes, debate the merits of different vampire slaying techniques (Guillermo's got it down, let's be real), and prepare yourself for another dose of undead hilarity.
And remember, even if the wait feels eternal, at least we're not stuck in Staten Island with a bunch of clueless vampires. (Unless… are you? In that case, good luck!)