Okay, listen up, because I'm about to tell you why you *need* the What We Do in the Shadows movie DVD in your life. Seriously, ditch the doomscrolling and get ready for some pure, undead joy.
Why Own When You Can, Uh, Stake?
Streaming is cool and all, until your favorite show gets yanked off without warning. Remember when you were halfway through binging season three of…well, doesn't matter. Now you're left with nothing but digital dust and regret. Owning the DVD? That's forever, baby! Like a vampire’s immortality, but, you know, for your entertainment.
Plus, owning the DVD is like having a little piece of Wellington, New Zealand, right in your living room. A little, weird, blood-splattered piece. Think of it as a souvenir from a hilariously awkward vacation.
Bonus Features: The Garlic Bread of DVD Extras
Forget bland, tasteless movie nights. We're talking about garlic bread levels of delicious extras here! Deleted scenes, bloopers, behind-the-scenes shenanigans... You name it, this DVD probably has it (or at least a very enthusiastic explanation of why it *almost* had it).
Picture this: Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement cracking each other up. If that image alone doesn’t sell you, I don't know what will. This isn’t just a movie; it's a treasure trove of awkward vampire moments.
Seriously, the bonus features are worth the price of admission alone. It's like getting a second, slightly weirder movie for free.
The Ultimate Party Starter (If Your Party Involves Vampires)
Hosting a spooky soiree? Trying to impress your friends with your impeccable taste in mockumentaries? The What We Do in the Shadows DVD is your secret weapon.
Pop it in, dim the lights, and let the awkward vampire humor wash over your guests. Suddenly, your party is the talk of the town (or at least the neighborhood, depending on how loud you crank the volume).
Just be prepared for people to start quoting Viago at random intervals. And maybe invest in some red food coloring... for, uh, thematic purposes. Don't forget the crepes!
Protecting the Precious: DVD > Digital
Let's be honest: Digital files can get corrupted, deleted, or lost in the digital ether. A DVD, on the other hand, is a tangible object. You can hold it, admire it, even use it as a coaster in a pinch (though I wouldn't recommend it!).
Think of it as your own personal Horcrux, containing a fragment of comedic genius. Okay, maybe that's a bit dramatic. But you get the idea. It's safe, secure, and always there when you need a good laugh.
Plus, you can lend it to your friends! (Just make sure they promise to return it in pristine condition, or face your wrath... or maybe just a passive-aggressive text message. Depends on how much you like the friend).
Where To Buy?
You can find the DVD at most major retailers that sell movies. Check online stores like Amazon or even your local Walmart!
So, What Are You Waiting For?
Seriously, go buy the What We Do in the Shadows movie DVD right now. You won't regret it. Unless you hate laughter and joy, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry. Which, let's be honest, is probably less awkward than some vampire gatherings.
Just imagine yourself curled up on the couch, cackling at Deacon's artistic endeavors or Vladislav's eternal struggle with the Beast. It's pure, unadulterated comedic gold.
Go forth and embrace the undead! Your movie collection (and your sanity) will thank you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I'm going to go watch it again. For research purposes, of course.
"Bat!" - Nandor the Relentless