Okay, let's be real. You know you love What We Do In The Shadows. And you *totally* need the Funko Pops to prove it.
Why You Need Tiny Vampires in Your Life
Seriously, think about it. These aren't just dolls, they're miniature representations of pure comedic genius.
Want to feel a little bit cooler? Having Nandor staring down judgmental guests (or your cat) is the way to go.
Nandor the Relentless... and Adorable
Speaking of Nandor, his Funko is perfection. The tiny, determined glare? The perfectly sculpted flowing hair?
It's like having the essence of his slightly confused, but ultimately well-meaning nature captured in vinyl form.
He's basically the world's oldest, most powerful, and yet somehow most naive roommate. We love Nandor!
Lazlo Cravensworth: Style Icon, Even in Miniature
Oh, Lazlo. The sophisticated, horny vampire lord. His Funko captures that perfectly (minus the, you know, horny part, because Funko's are rated PG).
Imagine Lazlo perched on your bookshelf, judging your reading choices with his tiny, piercing eyes. Priceless.
Plus, imagine the conversations you can have with him! (Okay, maybe that's just me, but hey, no judgement here!). Lazlo is the definition of extra.
Nadja: The Sarcastic Queen
Let's not forget Nadja! She's the brains of the operation and always delivers the best sarcastic commentary.
Her Funko embodies her style. The details are amazing!
I swear I can almost hear her rolling her eyes at me when I rearrange my shelves. I love Nadja so much.
Guillermo: The Long-Suffering Familiar (and Secret Slayer)
Poor Guillermo. He just wants to be a vampire. But in the meantime, he's a master slayer and all-around awesome guy.
His Funko perfectly captures his perpetual state of exasperation and exhaustion. He deserves a medal.
Imagine having Guillermo guarding your desk. No one would dare steal your stapler! Guillermo the Vampire Slayer.
Colin Robinson: The Energy Vampire (of Your Shelf)
Okay, Colin Robinson's Funko might actually drain your energy just by looking at it. But in a good way!
He's the most boring vampire in the world, which makes him unbelievably hilarious.
Having him on your shelf is like a constant reminder to appreciate the little things. He is Colin Robinson.
Level Up Your Decor (and Your Life)
Look, investing in What We Do In The Shadows Funko Pops is basically an investment in your happiness. They're guaranteed to spark joy!
They are awesome conversation starters. Prepare to explain your impeccable taste to everyone who enters your home.
It's basically saying, "I'm funny, I'm cultured (sort of), and I have excellent taste in television."
Collecting: A Totally (Not) Addictive Hobby
Warning: Collecting these Funko Pops can be highly addictive. You might find yourself scouring eBay at 3 AM for a limited-edition variant.
But hey, there are worse things to be addicted to, right? Like, say, drinking human blood.
So go forth and embrace the tiny, vinyl vampire goodness! Your shelf (and your soul) will thank you.
