Ever wonder what vampires do when they're not, you know, vampire-ing? Season 3 of What We Do In The Shadows answers that question in the most hilarious way possible.
From Staten Island to Vampire Royalty
Imagine accidentally becoming the leaders of all vampires in the New World. That's exactly what happens to our favorite Staten Island roommates: Nandor, Nadja, Laszlo, and Colin Robinson.
Guillermo, the long-suffering familiar, is now basically a vampire bodyguard. This season, he is struggling with his identity as a vampire killer who lives amongst vampires, and he grapples with his feelings for Nandor.
Nandor's Existential Crisis
Poor Nandor the Relentless is feeling a bit, well, restless. After centuries of being a bloodthirsty warrior, he is bored and wants to find love.
His quest for a wife leads to some truly bizarre dates and even a personalized dating service run by his djinn. It's awkward, funny, and surprisingly relatable.
Nadja's Ambitions and Laszlo's Loyalties
Nadja, ever the ambitious one, sees this leadership role as her big break. She wants to modernize the Vampire Council, but with mixed results.
Meanwhile, Laszlo is just trying to enjoy life, which often means getting into trouble and supporting Nadja (in his own weird way). Their relationship is still the best thing in the show.
The Curious Case of Colin Robinson
The energy vampire, Colin Robinson, undergoes a truly… unique transformation. He's evolving! But into what?
His journey of self-discovery is both strange and weirdly touching, in a way only What We Do In The Shadows can pull off.
Unexpected Guests and Hilarious Mishaps
As always, Season 3 is packed with celebrity cameos and bizarre creatures. Expect the unexpected, from vampire squabbles to historical reenactments.
There's even a whole episode dedicated to a supernatural garage sale. Because, you know, immortal beings accumulate a lot of stuff.
Guillermo: The Unsung Hero
Let's not forget Guillermo. He keeps saving the vampires' lives, and they barely notice.
His loyalty and deadpan delivery continue to be comedic gold. Is he a vampire hunter or a dedicated familiar? The answer is more complicated than you think.
Why You Should Watch (or Re-Watch)
What We Do In The Shadows Season 3 isn't just about vampires being silly. It's about finding your place in the world, even if you're a centuries-old creature of the night.
It's about friendship, family (of sorts), and the everyday struggles of living with roommates. It is the mundane absurdities of immortal life.
With its witty writing, lovable characters, and surreal humor, Season 3 is a guaranteed good time. Plus, who doesn't love a good vampire story with a twist?
So, grab a glass of... cranberry juice and settle in for a hilarious ride. You won't regret it.
