Okay, picture this: you’re at a party. Everyone’s talking about What We Do In The Shadows. You nod along, pretending you’re not completely lost. Fear not, friend! This is your crash course. You'll be quoting Nandor the Relentless in no time.
Meet the Crew (of Darkness)
First, there's Nandor. He’s a 13th-century warrior who thinks he’s still intimidating. Think of him as that uncle who still tells the same war stories every Thanksgiving. Bless his heart.
Then we have Laszlo Cravensworth. He is the posh one. He's all about sex, topiary, and yelling "BAT!" into the night. Imagine if Oscar Wilde was a vampire… and really, really into bats.
Next, there's Nadja. She is Laszlo's wife. She is a fierce, no-nonsense Romani vampire with a penchant for theatrics. Basically, she's the queen of the undead party, and don't you forget it.
Now, meet Colin Robinson. He's an energy vampire. Instead of blood, he sucks the life out of you with boring stories. Picture that coworker who drones on about spreadsheets. Yep, that’s Colin.
Finally, we have Guillermo. He is Nandor's long-suffering familiar (aka slave… with hopes of becoming a vampire). He's secretly the most competent one. He’s basically the audience surrogate, reacting to all the vampire shenanigans with a perfect mix of exasperation and love.
Vampire Rules (Sort Of)
Vampires have rules, right? Sunlight bad, garlic bad, stakes through the heart really bad. But our Staten Island crew? They're a bit…lax.
They’re more concerned with finding virgins (for snacks, of course!) and arguing about who does the dishes. It's like a really dysfunctional roommate situation. Except with more fangs and less security deposit.
Why You Need to Watch
The show is pure comedic genius. It's shot in a mockumentary style, so the vampires are constantly breaking the fourth wall. They will give you deadpan stares at the camera as the utter chaos unfolds around them.
The writing is razor-sharp. The jokes are unexpected, and the characters are ridiculously lovable, despite their flaws (and their thirst for human blood). It's like the writers took every vampire trope and turned it up to eleven.
The special effects are surprisingly good. I mean, it's not *Game of Thrones*, but the bat transformations and vampire fights are pretty impressive. The creators have created a perfect balance. It blends the supernatural with the mundane, creating something uniquely hilarious.
Memorable Moments to Look Out For
The Baron's Visit: When an ancient vampire comes to visit, chaos ensues. Imagine your grandparents coming to stay, but they're centuries old and demanding virgin sacrifices.
"BAT!" - Laszlo Cravensworth
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender: Laszlo goes on the run and becomes a… well, you’ll see. This is a highlight of disguise humor at its finest. Just look for the toothpick!
Anything involving Guillermo secretly being a Van Helsing descendant. Talk about a twist! It is something you would never see coming. This is a delightful running gag.
So, What Are You Waiting For?
Honestly, What We Do In The Shadows is the perfect show to binge-watch when you need a laugh. It’s silly, smart, and surprisingly heartwarming (for a show about vampires).
Now, go forth and embrace the darkness! You won't regret it. Just don't let Colin Robinson corner you at a party.
