Okay, let's talk about something *truly* important: decorating your lair. I mean, your house. And specifically, how to inject a healthy dose of vampiric silliness into your wall decor. I'm talking about What We Do In The Shadows wall art, people!
Forget boring landscapes and generic inspirational quotes. You need Guillermo earnestly brandishing a wooden stake, Nadja striking a pose, or Nandor looking perpetually confused.
Why Your Walls Are Begging For It
Let's be honest, are your walls currently screaming "I have impeccable taste and a slightly unsettling obsession with ancient bloodsuckers"? Probably not. They're probably screaming "beige."
But fear not! A strategically placed piece of What We Do In The Shadows art can instantly transform your living room from "drab human residence" to "a sophisticated den of undead hilarity".
Imagine the conversation starter! Instead of, "Oh, nice painting," you'll get, "OMG, is that a velvet painting of Laszlo in bat form?! Where did you GET that?!" (The answer, of course, is "I have my sources...").
The Art of the Undead Gallery Wall
Okay, a single portrait of a vampire is great, but a *gallery wall* of undead shenanigans? Next level. I’m talking museum-worthy… if museums suddenly decided to showcase the comedic genius of Staten Island’s most dysfunctional housemates.
Think about it: A framed print of Nadja's doll, a cross-stitched quote from Colin Robinson (something profoundly boring, naturally), and a lovingly rendered portrait of Guillermo looking exasperated. Pure. Art.
You could even include a framed bat! (Ethically sourced, of course. We're not actually vampires here. Probably.).
Finding Your Perfect Piece (Without Turning Into a Bat Yourself)
The good news is, you don't need to spend centuries scouring antique shops to find the perfect piece. The internet is your friend!
Etsy is bursting with fan-made masterpieces. Redbubble is overflowing with prints, posters, and even *tapestries* featuring our favorite vampires. Just type in "What We Do In The Shadows art" and prepare to be overwhelmed. In a good way.
And if you're feeling crafty, why not create your own? Print out a funny screenshot, bedazzle it with glitter, and slap it in a frame. Bam! Instant masterpiece.
Beyond the Frame: Shadowy Accents
Don't limit yourself to just wall art, either! Extend the What We Do In The Shadows aesthetic to other areas of your decor.
Consider a throw pillow with Nandor's face on it. Or a shower curtain featuring Colin Robinson’s energy-draining stare. The possibilities are endless! (And slightly terrifying, but in a good way).
My personal dream? A life-sized cardboard cutout of Laszlo Cravensworth. I’d put him in the garden to scare the squirrels. (He'd probably just seduce them with his charming accent, though).
"Bat!" - Laszlo Cravensworth (probably hanging on your wall soon)
So, embrace your inner vampire (or familiar) and start decorating! Let your walls reflect your love for this incredibly funny show. Because life's too short for boring art.
Go forth and create a living space that would make even the most jaded centuries-old vampire crack a smile. Or at least, grudgingly acknowledge your impeccable taste.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go order a velvet painting of Laszlo. For purely decorative purposes, of course.