Okay, buckle up, friends! We're diving into the rollercoaster that was Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's relationship. It's a saga worthy of its own reality show... oh wait, it *was*!
Pinpointing the EXACT moment they "officially" called it quits is trickier than assembling IKEA furniture after a bottle of wine. But fear not! We're here to break it down, Kardashian style.
The Long Goodbye
Their relationship was a whirlwind of romance, babies (adorable ones, might I add!), and... well, Scott's party boy antics. It was like watching a rom-com where the main character keeps ordering dessert before dinner.
Warning Signs Everywhere
Let's be real, the tabloids were practically printing daily updates on their relationship status. Were they together? Were they broken up? Were they just "taking a break" that lasted longer than most marriages? It was dizzying!
Think of it like this: Imagine your phone is constantly buzzing with notifications, but every single one is just another passive-aggressive meme from your significant other. You know things aren't exactly sunshine and rainbows.
The Infamous Trip
Most sources point to July 2015 as the breaking point. Dun dun DUNNN! This involved pictures of Scott getting a little *too* cozy with someone else during a trip to Monte Carlo.
It was a classic "caught red-handed" moment, plastered all over the internet. Basically, imagine accidentally liking your ex's new profile picture... but times a million and with paparazzi involved.
The Post-Breakup Era
While the whispers and rumors had been circulating for ages, this seemed to be the final straw. Kourtney reportedly kicked Scott to the curb (or, you know, asked him to move out of the mansion).
Think of it as the ultimate KonMari method application – sparking joy was no longer part of the equation, so out it went!
Co-Parenting Champions
Despite the drama, they’ve managed to master the art of co-parenting their three kids: Mason, Penelope, and Reign. Goals, right?
They've proven that even after a messy breakup, you can still prioritize your children's well-being. It's like finding a matching sock in the laundry after you've already given up – a small victory that makes all the difference.
So, Officially...
While there wasn’t some grand announcement with doves flying and confetti raining down, July 2015 is generally accepted as the month Kourtney and Scott officially called it quits.
Of course, their story is far more complex than just one month, but that's the timeline most people agree on. It's the messy, glamorous, and ultimately human story of a very public relationship.
And hey, at least we got some great reality TV out of it, right? Let's raise a glass (of kombucha, naturally!) to moving on and co-parenting like pros!
