Okay, let’s talk P-Valley. The show about the Pynk. The show that makes you want to learn pole dancing. The show that…well, you get the idea. But when does it come back on?!
It's the question on everyone's lips, isn't it? Seriously, my group chats are filled with more "P-Valley Season 3 when?!" than actual life updates. And honestly, I’m starting to think the writers are enjoying our collective suffering.
The Great P-Valley Drought of 2022...and Beyond?
Remember 2022? Feels like a lifetime ago, right? Well, that was the year Season 2 graced our screens.
We got our dose of Uncle Clifford wisdom, Mercedes fierceness, and Keyshawn's…well, her everything. It was glorious. Then…silence.
The wait is torture. Like waiting for your takeout order when you're already hangry. Only worse, because at least with takeout, you have a delivery estimate (that's usually a lie, but still!).
Searching for Clues: Did Anyone See a Release Date?
I've scoured the internet. I’ve checked Katori Hall's Twitter account more times than I care to admit. I even asked my neighbor, who I'm pretty sure thinks I'm slightly unhinged now. No dice.
We’re all detectives now. Searching for crumbs of information about season 3. Is there a secret code in the Instagram posts? Do the stars align with a potential release date? The struggle is real.
Look, I get it. Good art takes time. But the suspense is killing me. Every time I see a pole, I’m reminded of The Pynk. It's everywhere!
My Unpopular Opinion: Patience is Overrated
Now, here's where I might lose some of you. Are you ready for my very controversial opinion? I think patience is overrated! Especially when it comes to P-Valley.
I know, I know. "Good things come to those who wait." Blah, blah, blah. But I've waited. I’ve re-watched Seasons 1 and 2 approximately 7,492 times. I'm ready for new content.
Some people are saying 2024... or even 2025?! That's basically an eternity in TV time. I might be a grandma by then! Okay, maybe not, but you get my point.
I’m not saying rush the process. But maybe, just maybe, a tiny teaser wouldn't hurt? A behind-the-scenes peek? A single photo of Uncle Clifford looking fabulous? Is that too much to ask?
The Bottom Line: We Need Answers (and Pole Dancing)
So, when is P-Valley coming back? The honest answer: your guess is as good as mine. We can only hope the wait is worth it.
In the meantime, I’m going to continue my internet sleuthing. And maybe, just maybe, dust off that pole dancing tutorial I started last year. Hey, a girl can dream, right?
All I know is I'm ready to go back to Chucalissa. I'm ready for the drama. I'm ready for the music. And, dare I say it, I'm ready for more of that iconic Pynk energy. Come on, Katori Hall! Throw us a bone!
Please? For the love of all that is holy in the Mississippi Delta, please? Our entertainment schedule is incomplete without P-Valley. It’s a gaping hole in our hearts!
So, let the countdown continue. Maybe one day, we will all get to see the glorious return of The Pynk and all its glory.
