The *Attack on Titan* Dub: A Waiting Game We're All Playing (Badly)
Okay, let's be real. We're all addicted to Attack on Titan. And, let's be even MORE real: some of us (ahem, me) prefer the dub.
So, the question burning brighter than the Rumbling itself: When does the next part of the Season 4 dub actually drop?
The Endless Wait: Is It Just Me?
Seriously, it feels like we've been waiting for *years*. I know, I know, animation takes time. But my patience is thinner than Eren's grip on sanity!
Is it just me, or does it feel like the Japanese version gets released approximately five minutes after the episodes air in Japan? The dub? Well, that's a whole other titan-sized problem.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the voice actors and all the hard work they put in. But the suspense is killing me (and probably you too)!
Decoding the Dub Delays: A Conspiracy Theory (Maybe)
Maybe, just maybe, there's a secret society dedicated to delaying the Attack on Titan dub. I mean, wouldn't that be a plot twist worthy of Isayama himself?
Okay, I'm kidding (mostly). But seriously, what's the holdup? Are they perfecting the Levi's voice *too* much? We’d understand that!
Or maybe it's because they're trying to figure out how to translate Eren's increasingly questionable life choices into eloquent English. Fair enough.
The Unpopular Opinion: Dubs are Awesome (Deal With It)
Here it comes, brace yourselves. I prefer the dub. There, I said it! Cue the internet rage.
Look, subtitles are great, I get it. But sometimes, after a long day of adulting, I just want to watch giant naked titans fight without having to read a novel at the same time. Sue me!
Besides, some of the English voice actors *nail* their roles. Like, Levi's voice? Perfection. Fight me on that.
So, When *IS* It Coming Out? (The Million-Dollar Question)
Okay, back to the important stuff. When can we expect the dub of Season 4 to finally grace our screens?
The truth? Your guess is as good as mine. The internet is a swirling vortex of rumors and speculation. I feel like Armin trying to decipher the Titan's origins all over again.
All we can do is keep an eye on Crunchyroll, Funimation, and social media for any official announcements. And maybe, just maybe, send a strongly worded (but polite!) tweet to the production companies.
Until Then: Patience is a Virtue (But I Don't Have Any)
So, what do we do in the meantime? Rewatch the previous seasons? Read the manga? Cry softly into our Levi body pillows?
All of the above, probably. At least we're all suffering together. Misery loves company, right?
Let's hope the wait ends soon. Because frankly, I'm starting to feel like I'm trapped in the Paths, endlessly reliving the same frustrating question: "Where's the dub?!"
Update
Okay, so I was searching and found a possible date to be revealed in the coming week on official social media. Fingers crossed!