When Does Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 5 Start

Missing the Shore? Yearning for GTL? You're Not Alone!

Okay, let’s be real. We all miss the Jersey Shore drama, right? The tanning, the laundry, the questionable life choices… it's strangely comforting. But seriously, when is Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 5 coming back?

The Long and Winding Road (to Seaside Heights...Again?)

Season 5 ended ages ago (well, technically 2022). It feels like we’ve been waiting a lifetime for more Vinny one-liners. Are they filming? Are they fighting? Are they making babies (again)?

Seriously, I’ve seen more dramatic waiting rooms. What is MTV doing to us? Is it a conspiracy?

The Rumor Mill: Whispers and Wishful Thinking

The internet is buzzing, naturally. Some say fall 2024. Others are clinging to a vague "soon." Soon could mean anything! It could mean next Tuesday, or it could mean 2027.

I, for one, choose to believe it's coming... eventually. But the suspense is absolutely killing me.

Unpopular Opinion: We Need More Awkward Family Dinners

I'm going to say it. I know some people think the show is "over." But I need more cringeworthy family dinners. I thrive on the secondhand embarrassment of Mike’s shenanigans.

Don’t @ me! You know you secretly love it too. There is a bizarre joy in watching grown adults act like teenagers.

Where are Snooki and Deena on all of this?

Snooki is dancing and making Tiktoks (as usual). Deena is being adorable on Instagram with her family.

I really need to see these lovely ladies get in a fight! This sounds bad, but c'mon!!

Reunion, Retreat, or Just plain *Drama*?

What will Season 5 bring? Will they have a wild vacation?

Will they find love (again)? Will someone accidentally set the hot tub on fire? The possibilities are endless!

My Wild Prediction (That's Probably Wrong)

Okay, here’s my official (and probably wildly inaccurate) prediction: Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 5 will premiere... on a Tuesday. Why Tuesday? Because Tuesdays are boring and need a little excitement.

Plus, I have a feeling Pauly D will drop a new single right before. Marketing, baby! It’s all about the marketing!

So, What *Can* We Do While We Wait?

Re-watch the old episodes, obviously. Judge their fashion choices from 2009. Maybe even try to recreate the infamous "smush room" in your own basement (don't actually do that).

Or, write MTV a strongly worded letter demanding more Ronnie drama. Just kidding... mostly.

In Conclusion: Patience, My Fellow Shore Fans

The wait is agonizing, I know. But until then, let's just keep the GTL spirit alive. Tan responsibly, do your laundry (please!), and try not to start any fights at the club.

And cross your fingers that Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 5 graces our screens sooner rather than later. Because let's face it, we all need a little Guido-fied chaos in our lives.

Stay tuned (and maybe stalk the cast on social media for clues). We'll get through this together!