Okay, horror fans, gather 'round! The question on everyone's lips (probably chapped from screaming) is: When does the new season of American Horror Story finally drop?
The Anticipation is Real (and Slightly Terrifying)
Let's be honest, waiting for a new season of AHS is like waiting for your pizza delivery guy... but you're pretty sure your pizza is topped with spiders and psychological torment.
The good news? We usually have a pretty good idea of when to expect the scares. FX typically likes to keep things consistent (ish).
So, What's the General Rule of Thumb?
Historically, American Horror Story seasons have premiered in the fall. Think September or October – perfect spooky season timing!
They love to kick things off just as the leaves start to turn brown and your neighbor starts putting up inflatable ghosts. It's all about the ambiance, baby.
But Wait! There's Always a Twist (Like a Good Horror Story Should Have)
Now, don't get *too* comfy with that fall premiere expectation. Ryan Murphy, the mastermind behind the madness, likes to keep us on our toes. Remember that one year they surprised us with a summer premiere?
Yep, sometimes the horror comes early, like that unexpected jump scare in a perfectly quiet movie. Talk about unsettling! Expect the unexpected, folks.
COVID threw a wrench into *everything* a few years ago, including TV schedules. Things got a little… chaotic.
How to Stay in the Know (Without Losing Your Mind)
First, stalk Ryan Murphy's Instagram. Okay, maybe don't *literally* stalk him. But definitely follow him. He's known to drop hints, teases, and outright announcements.
Also, keep an eye on the official FX and American Horror Story social media accounts. They're usually the first to break the news when a premiere date is confirmed. Bookmark those pages!
Don't forget to set Google Alerts for "American Horror Story Season [Whatever number it is]" and "Ryan Murphy news." Be the first to know!
Rumors, Theories, and Conspiracies (Oh My!)
Before the official announcement, the internet will be buzzing with rumors and theories. Some of them are wildly entertaining. Some are probably planted by Ryan Murphy himself to mess with us.
Take everything with a grain of salt (or a shot of tequila, depending on how intense the speculation gets). It's all part of the fun.
My personal favorite theory? That every season is secretly connected by a mystical rubber ducky. I'm only half joking. Probably.
Patience, Young Padawan (of Horror)
The waiting game can be tough. Especially when you're craving some good old-fashioned scares. Distract yourself with re-watching your favorite seasons, maybe *Coven* or *Asylum*?
Or try a new horror movie. Or maybe just take a nice, relaxing bath. Unless you're afraid of clowns in your bathtub. In that case, maybe skip the bath.
In the end, the new season *will* arrive. And it will probably be just as bizarre, unsettling, and utterly captivating as we've come to expect from American Horror Story.
So, keep your eyes peeled, your popcorn ready, and your therapist on speed dial. You're going to need it.
Until then, sweet dreams (or should I say, sweet nightmares?).