The Great Attack on Titan Wait: Are We There Yet?
Okay, fellow AOT fans, let's be real. Are we still waiting? Because it feels like we've been waiting since the Titans first breached Wall Maria.
The question on everyone's mind (and internet search history): When exactly does Season 4 Part 2 of Attack on Titan... Part 3... whatever they're calling it, drop?
The Everlasting Finale
Remember when we thought the final season was, well, final? Pepperidge Farm remembers. It feels like we're stuck in a never-ending loop of colossal expectations.
It's less a finale and more a geological era. Are we witnessing the anime equivalent of the Ice Age?
Release Date Shenanigans
Let's break it down. We've had release dates that came and went. We've had trailers that teased us mercilessly.
We've even had whispers and rumors floating around the internet like Titan drool. But nothing concrete!
My unpopular opinion? The release dates are decided by the Founder Titan itself, messing with our memories and timelines for its own amusement.
The Endless Speculation
The internet is a battlefield of theories. Everyone's an expert. Everyone's got the inside scoop.
But let's be honest, half of these theories are wilder than Eren after a power-up.
Is Attack on Titan secretly a documentary about waiting? Discuss.
Possible Release Windows
Alright, alright, I'll try to be helpful. Rumors point to a late 2023 release for the actual final part. Maybe. Hopefully. Please?
But honestly, at this point, I'm half expecting it to drop on my 80th birthday. That's just me being optimistic though.
What Are We Supposed To Do In The Meantime?
Rewatch the entire series? Good idea. Write fanfiction? Even better.
Construct a shrine to Levi Ackerman? Okay, maybe that's just me.
Or, and hear me out, we could all collectively manifest the finale into existence. Worth a shot, right?
The Unpopular Opinion Corner
Here it comes. My unpopular opinion regarding the *Attack on Titan* wait...
I think the delays are a secret genius marketing ploy. It's working, isn't it? We're all still talking about it.
Maybe MAPPA is secretly run by Machiavellian marketing masterminds. Just putting it out there.
The Waiting Game
So, when does Season 4 Part 2 Part 3 (or whatever) of Attack on Titan finally come out?
The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind. Or buried deep within the bowels of production hell. Take your pick.
Until then, let's keep our hopes up, our expectations cautiously managed, and our meme folders well-stocked. Because if we've learned anything from AOT, it's that survival depends on it.
"Tatakea! (Wait patiently!)" - A slightly modified battle cry for the occasion