Okay, let's talk about Shanae. We all have *opinions*, right? And mine? Well, it's an *unpopular* one.
The Nation's Burning Question: When Does Shanae Leave?
Seriously, everyone's asking it. My grandma's asking it. Even the dog seems to tilt his head when Shanae's on screen. It's a pressing matter!
The suspense is killing us! Will she survive another rose ceremony? Or will sanity prevail?
My (Probably Wrong) Predictions
I'm throwing my hat in the ring. Here's my totally unscientific, gut-feeling prediction. Buckle up, buttercups!
Week 4? Maybe. But honestly, reality TV loves drama. And Shanae brings the *drama* by the truckload.
I think she'll stick around longer than we want. Producers are probably loving the ratings boost. Don't @ me!
Week 6? That's my final answer! Though, my "final answers" have been spectacularly wrong before. Ask me about my bracket for March Madness.
Why I Secretly (Maybe Not So Secretly) Hope She Stays a Little Longer
Hear me out! I know, I know. I sound crazy. But isn't it a little boring without a villain?
Who else would we complain about on Twitter? Who else would give us such meme-worthy moments?
Shanae is like the spice we hate to love (or just hate). She's messy, she's extra, and she's good TV.
Don't pretend you aren't entertained. We all are. It's a guilty pleasure.
The Real Reason We're All So Invested
Let's be real. The Bachelor is about *more* than finding love. It's about watching other people's lives fall apart in beautiful locations.
It's about judging their fashion choices. And their dating skills. And their ability to handle a cocktail party.
We're all a little bit nosy. Shanae just gives us more to be nosy about.
So, When *Does* She Go Home?
Honestly, I have no idea. I'm just a person with an internet connection and an opinion.
But I'll be watching. And probably yelling at the TV. And maybe even live-tweeting.
Join me! Let's all suffer (or celebrate) together when Shanae finally gets sent packing. Or… doesn't.
Ultimately, it's up to the Bachelor. And the producers. And the whims of reality TV gods.
May the odds be ever in our favor (of seeing her go home sooner rather than later… or not!).
Let's just hope for a rose ceremony filled with drama and questionable decisions. Because that's what we're here for, right?
So, Shanae, thanks for the entertainment. Even if we're all secretly counting down the days until you hand back that rose.
What do *you* think? When will she go home? Sound off in the comments!
And remember, it's just a TV show. Don't take it too seriously. Unless… you *are* Shanae. In that case, good luck!
