When Does The New Season Of The Voice Air

Okay, let's get real. We're all wondering the same thing. When does The Voice actually return?

The Never-Ending Wait: Is it Just Me?

Seriously, it feels like it's been forever. Like, since before avocado toast was cool (okay, maybe not that long).

I think it's the strategic teasing. The little glimpses, the coach announcements... torture, I tell you!

Usually, The Voice graces our screens in the fall. Think September-ish. Pumpkins, cozy sweaters, and bad reality TV decisions.

But sometimes they throw us a curveball. A spring season pops up. Like a surprise birthday party you didn't ask for but secretly love.

It's a gamble. A nail-biting, 'will they or won't they' situation. The drama is killing me softly.

Let's be honest, the coaches are half the fun. Who's going to make us laugh? Who's going to steal all the good talent?

It's like a game of musical chairs. Only instead of chairs, it's massive red swivel thrones. And instead of music, it's awkward banter.

My unpopular opinion? I miss some of the old crew. Like, Christina Aguilera belting out some random high note. Pure gold.

We always get a mix. A seasoned vet, a pop sensation, and someone who's probably got a country album coming out soon.

I’m not complaining. Fresh perspectives are great! Just don't mess with the formula too much, okay, NBC?

Because if they replace Blake Shelton with a robot, I'm starting a petition. A strongly worded one.

Okay, I confess. I fast-forward through the backstories. I'm here for the vocals, people!

Those blind auditions are the real make-or-break. The thrill of the chair turning. The crushing disappointment of silence.

It's like applying for a job. Except your resume is a killer rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody". No pressure.

Sometimes, the best voices don't make it. The nerves, the song choice, the coach's questionable taste...

It's a brutal process. Makes you wonder if maybe being a contestant on The Voice is more stressful than my taxes.

But hey, at least it's entertaining. Right? Right?

Alright, enough stalling. The suspense is killing even me. The honest-to-goodness answer is...it depends!

Keep an eye on the official The Voice website. Or just follow me on social media. I'll probably be obsessively refreshing the page anyway.

Until then, happy speculating. And may your favorite contestant make it to the finals! Don't forget that

"You can do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes."

- someone famous.