Okay, let's be real. We've all been there. Staring blankly at the screen, muttering the same question: When is AOT Season 4 Part 2 coming out?
It feels like forever, right? Like we're trapped in some kind of eternal Titan-shifting Groundhog Day.
The Neverending Wait
Remember the hype? The anticipation? The frantic refreshing of release date announcements? Yeah, good times.
Seriously though, the wait feels longer than Eren's hair growth in the timeskip. And that's saying something.
I’m starting to think the final season is less of a season and more of a lifestyle. We just exist now, waiting.
Dividing the Divides
Okay, unpopular opinion time. Splitting seasons into parts is…kinda annoying? Look, I get it, production schedules and whatnot.
But my patience level isn’t quite on par with Levi's cleaning skills. It’s wearing thin.
It's like ordering a pizza and they only bring you half. Then you have to wait another six months for the rest! Is that even legal?
Rumors and Whispers (and Maybe Some Wishful Thinking)
The internet is a wild place, full of supposed leaks and insider info. Take it all with a grain of salt... a massive grain of salt.
I’ve heard everything from "It's coming next week!" to "It's been delayed indefinitely due to Titan-related incidents."
Honestly, I'm starting to believe the latter. Those Titans are a nuisance.
"TATAKAE!"(Sorry, force of habit.)
My Unpopular Theory
Here's my own, completely unfounded theory: they're holding out on us. Deliberately.
Think about it. The more we suffer, the more emotionally invested we become. The higher the ratings when it finally airs!
Evil genius marketing, I tell you! Pure Armin-level strategizing.
Coping Mechanisms: A Survival Guide
So, what can we do to survive this seemingly endless drought of Titan-slaying action?
Re-watch the previous seasons. Analyze every frame. Debate character motivations until 3 AM. You know, the usual.
Alternatively, you could write fan fiction. I hear there's a thriving community of Eren x Levi shippers. (Don't judge me! Okay, judge me.)
In the Meantime…
All jokes aside, hopefully, the wait won't be much longer. When AOT Season 4 Part 2 *does* eventually grace our screens, it'll be epic.
Explosions, revelations, existential dread... the whole shebang.
Just try to stay sane until then. And maybe stock up on potatoes. You never know when Sasha will show up.