Okay, let's talk about that game. You know, the one we've all been kinda waiting for? The one that's got more "Ora Ora" than a vitamin C factory? Yeah, JoJo's All-Star Battle R. When's it REALLY coming out?
The Great Release Date Conspiracy (Maybe)
We were all hyped, right? The trailers looked amazing. We saw Dio looking extra fabulous (as if that's even possible). Then... silence. Or, at least, a confusing mix of release dates and regional differences.
It felt like trying to decipher Rohan's manga at 3 AM. You think you get it, then BAM! Another bizarre twist.
The "Officially Official" Date...Probably
So, the official word is... it's out! As of September 2nd, 2022. Yes, really! But... did everyone actually get it then?
Maybe I'm just living under a rock (or a suspiciously shaped pillar, perhaps?), but I still felt like I was seeing more memes about the anticipation than actual gameplay. Was it a staggered release? A carefully orchestrated delay to build hype? Or just my internet connection playing tricks on me?
My Unpopular Opinion: It Was Already Out…In Spirit!
Here's where I might get some flak. I think JoJo's All-Star Battle R, in a way, was already out long before the "official" date.
Think about it. We had years of memes. Countless forum discussions about character matchups. We were practically playing the game in our heads! Isn't that kind of a release in itself?
We were all already screaming "YES! YES! YES!" at our screens, imagining the epic battles. Did we really need the physical game to validate our JoJo obsession? I argue, maybe not!
"But...the gameplay! The graphics! The...everything!"
Okay, okay, I get it. Actually playing is important. But humor me for a second. Isn't the anticipation part of the fun? The endless speculation? The shared excitement with fellow JoJo fans?
So, Is It Worth the Wait (or the Download)?
Now that it's (supposedly) readily available, is it worth jumping in? Absolutely! If you love JoJo, you'll probably find something to enjoy.
The roster is huge, the battles are flashy, and the references are plentiful. Just be prepared for some potential jankiness (it wouldn't be JoJo without a little bizarre adventure, right?).
But honestly, even if the game was terrible (which it's not!), I'd still probably play it. Because... JoJo. And that's a good enough reason for me.
Final Verdict: Just Go Play It!
So, when is JoJo's All-Star Battle R coming out? It already did! Go get it! Stop reading this article and embrace your inner JoJo character!
And if you've already played it, let me know what you think. Are you screaming "Ora Ora" or "Dora Dora"? Let the debate begin!
