Let's be honest. Figuring out when So You Think You Can Dance (SYTYCD) is *actually* on can feel like a full-time job. It's more confusing than my taxes.
Seriously, is it a summer thing? A fall delight? A surprise pop-up dance party in the middle of March?
The Great SYTYCD Calendar Caper
Okay, traditionally, SYTYCD hits our screens in the summertime. Think June or July. Perfect timing for when you're already melting on the couch and need some sparkly costumes to distract you.
But then, BAM! Life happens. Schedules shift. Suddenly, we're waiting longer than we did for the next season of Stranger Things.
And that’s where the confusion kicks in. Is it gone forever? Has Nigel Lythgoe run off to join a tango troupe in Argentina? The suspense is killing me!
My Unpopular Opinion (Prepare Yourselves)
Here's my hot take. Maybe, just *maybe*, SYTYCD should always be on. Hear me out!
Imagine: dreary January? Boom, dance competition. Post-holiday blues? Fixed with a foxtrot. Just had a terrible Tuesday? Contemporary routine to the rescue!
I’m not saying they need to churn out seasons every month. But a little more dance in our lives, a little more frequently, couldn't hurt, right?
Think of it! Year-round inspiration to finally dust off those jazz shoes you bought in 2012. Or maybe just to get off the couch and awkwardly sway to the music. I'd support that.
Decoding the SYTYCD Schedule Shenanigans
So, how do we actually figure out when SYTYCD will grace our screens again? Sadly, there's no magic formula.
Keep an eye on official announcements from Fox. Check social media. Maybe even sacrifice a goat to the TV gods (okay, don't do that last one).
And cross your fingers that Cat Deeley will be back with her incredible outfits and even more incredible ability to pronounce every dancer's name flawlessly.
The Ultimate SYTYCD Survival Guide
While we wait (im)patiently, here's what we *can* do. Rewatch old seasons!
Marathon all the iconic routines. Remember the Mia Michaels years? The Travis Wall masterpieces? The Sonya Tayeh awesomeness? Ah, good times.
Practice your jazz squares in the living room. And most importantly, keep the dream alive. Because when SYTYCD does eventually return, we'll be ready.
Ready to judge. Ready to cheer. And ready to secretly wish we had just a *tiny* bit of their talent.
So, when is SYTYCD on? The answer is always: Eventually. And until then, keep dancing (badly, if necessary) in your own living room.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to practice my paso doble. Wish me luck (I'll need it).