Euphoria Season 3: Are We Ever Going Back to East Highland?
Let's be honest. We’re all asking the same question. When is Euphoria season 3 finally going to grace our screens? It feels like season 2 ended approximately 84 years ago.
The Longest Wait Ever?
Seriously, has anyone seen Zendaya lately? Just kidding! (Mostly). But the wait feels like an eternity. Other shows have come and gone. I’ve aged.
We need our fix of glitter eyeshadow and teen angst! Where’s the drama? Where's the questionable decision-making?
The "Official" Word (and My Unpopular Opinion)
Okay, okay. The *official* word is…complicated. HBO hasn’t given us a definitive date. Shocker. Rumors are swirling faster than Rue on a manic episode.
Here’s my unpopular opinion: maybe the delay is a good thing? Hear me out! Maybe we need to mentally prepare for the emotional rollercoaster that Euphoria inevitably brings.
Plus, everyone's schedules are packed! Zendaya is booked and busy. The rest of the cast? Same story. Getting everyone together must be like herding cats, but cats wearing amazing outfits and dealing with serious existential crises.
What We *Think* We Know
So, what’s the speculation? Some say late 2024. Others whisper about 2025. Honestly, I'm just hoping it exists.
There have been reports of script rewrites. Which, okay, makes sense. The characters are all growing up! High school drama feels a *little* less compelling when everyone's pushing 30. (No offense to anyone over 30, including myself).
Maybe they’re aging them up? Post-college Euphoria? Imagine Rue dealing with student loan debt. Now that's a storyline!
My Wild Predictions (Take With a Grain of Salt)
Okay, prepare for some truly wild predictions. These are based on absolutely zero inside information.
Prediction #1: Fezco (Angus Cloud, RIP) will be honored in some way. It's impossible to imagine the show without his presence. His absence will be felt deeply.
Prediction #2: Maddy Perez (Alexa Demie) will be living her best life somewhere fabulous. Maybe she’ll have a spinoff show. "Maddy Takes Miami?" I'd watch it.
Prediction #3: Rue will…well, Rue will probably still be struggling. But hopefully, with a slightly better support system. We're rooting for her!
While We Wait...
In the meantime, what are we supposed to do? Rewatch seasons 1 and 2 for the millionth time? Maybe.
I am rewatching Euphoria for the outfits alone. Those are worth another watch.
We can also debate fan theories online. Warning: proceed with caution. Some of those theories are *wild*.
Ultimately, the waiting game is part of the fun, right? (Please say yes. I'm starting to lose it).
So, when is Euphoria season 3 coming out? Your guess is as good as mine. Let's just hope it's worth the wait.
And please, HBO, don't make us wait another two years. My glitter eyeshadow collection is starting to gather dust.
