Okay, let's be real. We're all waiting for one thing: Jujutsu Kaisen 0 on Crunchyroll. It feels like we've been waiting longer than Gojo Satoru's been sealed.
The Great Crunchyroll Wait: A Comedy
Seriously, where is it? We watched it in theaters, we bought the Blu-ray. Now we just want to stream it from our couch in our PJs.
Crunchyroll, are you listening? Our collective anime spirit is growing restless. Release the Jujutsu Kaisen 0!
Theories Abound! (Mostly Ridiculous Ones)
The internet is buzzing with theories. Maybe Gojo himself is holding it back? Perhaps he thinks we're not worthy yet.
Or maybe Yuta is stuck in traffic on his way to Crunchyroll HQ with the master file. These things happen, right?
My personal theory? Crunchyroll is adding extra Gojo scenes. Honestly, I wouldn't complain, even if it's a unpopular opinion!
Unpopular Opinion Time (Brace Yourselves!)
I know, I know, this might be controversial. But is Jujutsu Kaisen 0 actually... overrated?
Don't get me wrong, I loved seeing young Yuta Okkotsu in action. And Suguru Geto's villain monologue hit hard.
But the main series is just so good, with stronger plot, a better cast of characters and a more interesting overall arc. Maybe that's why Crunchyroll is holding out? Trying to prepare us for disappointment? Just Kidding!
The Crunchyroll Subscription Dilemma
We pay our monthly dues, right? We endure the ads (mostly). The least Crunchyroll can do is give us Jujutsu Kaisen 0!
It's like dangling a delicious dangos in front of us. We can see it, smell it, but can't quite taste it.
Come on, Crunchyroll. Don't make us stage a virtual protest. We're already emotionally invested in fictional characters; don't add to our stress!
The Potential Release Date (Wild Guesses Only)
So, when will it arrive? Your guess is as good as mine. But let's play the speculation game!
I'm betting on... October? Around Halloween? It fits the whole cursed spirit vibe, doesn't it?
Or maybe they will release it in January, after the Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 concludes its first cour. Seems like a good time to get everyone hyped again with more Gojo and Geto content from the past.
In the Meantime...
While we wait, let's rewatch the entire Jujutsu Kaisen series. Again. And maybe read the manga, too.
We can also practice our domain expansion skills. Just in case we need to break into Crunchyroll HQ.
Just kidding! (Mostly.) But seriously, Crunchyroll, the fans are ready. We're practically begging. Please, unleash Jujutsu Kaisen 0!
In conclusion, the release date remains a mystery. But one thing is for sure: the wait is driving us all a little bit insane. And maybe, just maybe, that's what Suguru Geto wanted all along!
