Okay, JoJo fans, let's be real. We're all thinking it. When is this darn new JoJo game coming out?
Seriously though, the anticipation is killing me. I'm starting to see Stands everywhere I look.
The Mystery of the Missing Release Date
It feels like we've been waiting since the Stone Age. Longer than it took Jotaro to beat DIO (okay, maybe not that long).
We've had trailers, teasers, whispers on the wind. But a concrete release date? Nada. Zilch. Nothing.
Bandai Namco, are you even listening? Are you secretly Rohan Kishibe, just observing our suffering for manga inspiration?
Rumors and Speculation (aka My Wishful Thinking)
The internet is, of course, buzzing. Everyone has their own theory.
Some say it'll drop alongside the next anime season. Makes sense, right?
Others think it's going to be a surprise release. Like a sudden "ZA WARUDO!" outta nowhere.
My unpopular opinion? They're waiting for the perfect moment to maximize hype. They want to break the internet, I tell ya!
“I reject my humanity, JoJo!” - Probably what Bandai Namco is saying to us right now.
Maybe I'm being dramatic. But seriously, the wait is tough!
What We *Think* We Know (Probably Wrong)
Okay, let’s gather what little crumbs of information we have. It's probably not enough to bake a cookie, let alone a release date.
It’s supposedly going to cover Stone Ocean, or at least incorporate elements from it. Sweet!
We can probably expect the classic over-the-top action. And hopefully, some killer character designs.
And, knowing JoJo, probably some ridiculously convoluted plot twists.
My Unpopular Opinion: Stop Hype! Release Game!
Here’s the thing. I appreciate the hype. I really do.
But sometimes, too much hype can backfire. It’s like charging your Stand energy for too long. You end up doing nothing.
So, Bandai Namco, hear my plea! Enough with the slow burn! Give us the goods!
Release the game, and let us unleash our inner "ORA ORA ORA!"
The Eternal Wait Continues...
In the meantime, all we can do is replay the old games. And maybe scream into the void a little.
And of course, keep refreshing the Bandai Namco website. Like a dedicated Stand user.
So, when *is* the new JoJo game coming out? Your guess is as good as mine.
But hey, at least we have each other to suffer with. Misery loves company, right?
Let's all keep our fingers crossed. And maybe do a little JoJo pose for good luck.
Who knows? Maybe our Stand power will finally manifest and force Bandai Namco's hand.
One can only dream... until then, ORA ORA!
