Okay, let's be real. We're all secretly (or not-so-secretly) wondering the same thing. When are the Kardashians gracing our Hulu screens again?
The Eternal Question: New Season, When?!
It feels like we *just* finished the last season. But Kardashian time is like dog years, right? A few months feels like an eternity.
Seriously, is it just me, or does Hulu tease us with "coming soon" trailers that are never, ever soon enough?
Decoding the Kardashian Clues
I've become a Kardashian detective, basically. Analyzing every Instagram post, every pap shot, every cryptic tweet.
Is Kim's new hairstyle a hint? Does Kourtney's baby bump indicate a production pause? These are the questions that keep me up at night!
And let's not forget Khloe, who always has some interesting things going on. Her story keeps me on the edge of my seat.
The Unpopular Opinion (Brace Yourselves)
Here it comes... I'm not ashamed to admit it. I kind of miss the old, chaotic Keeping Up With the Kardashians days.
Don't get me wrong, the Hulu version is glossy and high-def. But remember the early seasons? The pure, unadulterated drama?
Remember when Kris Jenner was always plotting something outrageous? Those were the days. It was simpler times, the family used to do silly stuff together!
So, Back to the Hulu Question...
Okay, enough reminiscing. The actual answer about the new season? Well, it's a bit of a mystery.
Hulu likes to keep us hanging on, dangling the carrot of perfectly contoured faces and designer outfits. Are they evil geniuses?
We can speculate all we want, but usually Hulu only announces the premiere date a few weeks beforehand. The suspense is killing me!
My (Totally Unofficial) Prediction
Based on absolutely nothing concrete, here's my prediction. Late Spring or early Summer. Think May or June.
Why? Because that feels like a good gap between seasons. And because I'm manifesting it into existence!
Besides, who doesn't want a dose of Kardashian drama to kick off their summer? It's practically a tradition.
In the Meantime...
What are we supposed to do while we wait? Rewatch old episodes, obviously!
Or maybe dive deep into the Kardashian extended universe. There's enough content to keep us occupied for weeks.
Or, and this is radical, we could, like, read a book. Just kidding! Who has time for that when Kardashians are involved?
Let's be honest, we all just want to know what Scott Disick is up to anyway. He brings the laughs.
And secretly, we are hoping Kylie will show Stormi more. These adorable kids always steals the show!
So, stay tuned, fellow Kardashian addicts. As soon as I have solid intel, you'll be the first to know.
Until then, let's keep speculating, keep refreshing Hulu, and keep hoping for a new season filled with drama, diamonds, and maybe just a little bit of relatable chaos.
And always remember: "You're doing amazing, sweetie!" - Kris Jenner
