Okay, let's talk about something important. Something very important. When is the next Dragon Ball thing coming out?
The Eternal Question: More Dragon Ball, Please!
Seriously, it feels like we're always waiting. Waiting for a new series, a new movie, something. The anticipation is real.
It's like being a kid again, glued to the TV. Except now, we're glued to streaming services and constantly refreshing social media.
The Whispers and the Rumors
The internet is always buzzing with rumors. Whispers of a new series arc or a surprise movie appear like clockwork.
Are these rumors true? Maybe. Probably not. But we desperately cling to them anyway. It's the hope that kills you (and keeps you refreshing).
I mean, who *didn't* click on that clickbait article promising Dragon Ball Super Season 2 was "confirmed"? Don't lie.
The Drought is Real
Let's be honest, the Dragon Ball drought is intense. We're surviving on reruns and fan theories.
Don't get me wrong, the old stuff is great! But we need fresh content, something to sink our teeth into. Give us new transformations, new villains, and even more yelling!
My unpopular opinion? I miss the silly filler episodes. Remember the Great Saiyaman saga? Pure gold!
So, When IS It Coming?
That's the million-dollar question, isn't it? If I knew, I'd be on a beach somewhere, sipping a fruity drink, funded by my insider knowledge.
Sadly, I'm just as clueless as you are. We're all in this agonizing wait together.
But! There's always hope. And while we wait, there is this quote from Goku, maybe it brings a little comfort:
"I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!"
Meanwhile, in Other Universes...
While we're twiddling our thumbs, other anime franchises are thriving. But are they Dragon Ball? No. No, they are not.
They may have cool powers and interesting storylines. But they lack the raw, unadulterated energy of a Super Saiyan transformation.
It's like comparing tap water to a fine wine. Both quench your thirst, but one is clearly superior (and features way more screaming).
My Unpopular Opinion: Let's Get Weird!
Here's another unpopular opinion: Dragon Ball should get even weirder. Embrace the absurdity!
Remember when Goku fought a giant robot piloted by a talking dog? That's the kind of chaotic energy I want to see again.
More goofy villains, more bizarre power-ups, and more out-of-pocket moments. Let's push the boundaries of sanity, people!
After all, isn't that part of what makes Dragon Ball so great?
So, in conclusion, when is the next Dragon Ball coming out? Your guess is as good as mine. But until then, let's keep the faith (and maybe rewatch the Buu Saga for the tenth time).