Okay, let's be real. Are you also Googling "When is the next Candy episode on Hulu?" every. single. day?
I thought so. We're in this together. It's an addiction, I tell you!
The Great *Candy* Conspiracy (Or Lack Thereof)
First things first, let's address the elephant in the room. There isn't going to BE a next episode of Candy. Sorry (not sorry) to burst your bubble.
I know, I know. The crushing disappointment is real. Trust me, I've been there, refreshing Hulu like my life depends on it.
But hey, let's look at the bright side! We can rewatch it! Again. And again. And again.
Why No More Candy, You Ask?
Candy, my friend, was a limited series. A mini-series. A one-and-done kinda deal. Think of it like a perfect bite-sized candy...gone too soon.
They told the story of Candy Montgomery. They told it well (in my humble, *slightly* obsessed opinion). And then...it was over.
Maybe that's the beauty of it? Leaving us wanting more? Or maybe it's just cruel and unusual punishment.
Acceptance: The First Step (Maybe)
So, what are we supposed to do now? Are we doomed to a life of Candy-less Tuesdays (or whatever day you binged it on)?
Absolutely not! There are other fish in the streaming sea! And other true crime dramas to obsess over.
I propose a support group. "Candy Addicts Anonymous." Meetings held weekly. Snacks provided (no candy, though. That would be triggering).
Unpopular Opinion Alert!
Okay, here's where I might lose some of you. But I'm gonna say it anyway.
I'm kind of glad there's no more Candy. Hear me out!
Sometimes, shows overstay their welcome. They drag on. They lose their spark. They become a shell of their former selves.
Candy, though? It was perfect. Concise. Engaging. It told its story and then bowed out gracefully.
Plus, imagine if they tried to milk it? Invented new storylines? It would ruin the magic! Like adding sprinkles to a perfectly frosted cake.
So, What Now, *Candy* Fanatics?
Embrace the void. Mourn the loss. Then, find a new show to binge. May I suggest The Act or Sharp Objects?
Or, you know, rewatch Candy for the fifth time. No judgement here. We're all in the same boat.
Just promise me you won't start dressing like Candy Montgomery. Unless it's for Halloween. Then, by all means, rock that 80s hair!
Remember the good times. The suspense. The awkward silences. The questionable fashion choices. It was a wild ride.
And who knows? Maybe someday, they'll make a sequel. Candy: The Later Years? Okay, I'm kidding. Mostly.
But until then, let's just cherish the memories. And maybe, just maybe, stop Googling "When is the next Candy episode?" every day. Baby steps, people. Baby steps.
Seriously though, it's over. I promise. Now go find something else to obsess over. You deserve it!
