Okay, deep breaths, folks! Because the most important question of the holiday season – besides, you know, whether Santa will bring you that air fryer – is looming: When will A Christmas Story be on TV in 2021?
We're talking about the 24-hour marathon. The legendary, the iconic, the "you'll shoot your eye out" extravaganza! The one that fuels our holiday spirit and makes us crave Ovaltine.
The Waiting Game: Anticipation is Key
The anticipation is half the fun, right? It's like waiting for that package from Amazon, except instead of a slightly disappointing gadget, you get Ralphie Parker and his quest for a Red Ryder BB gun.
Let's be real, the moment Thanksgiving leftovers are packed away, the countdown truly begins. Every TV guide is scrutinized, every online forum is trolled, all in the desperate hope of finding that magical schedule.
The Usual Suspect: TBS and TNT to the Rescue!
Now, while I don't have a crystal ball (if I did, I'd be predicting lottery numbers, not TV schedules), history tends to repeat itself. And in the case of A Christmas Story, history points to one glorious conclusion.
The networks TBS and TNT are usually the MVPs here! They're the ones who understand that Christmas just isn't Christmas without seeing Flick get his tongue stuck to a frozen flagpole. A scene that resonates with every child who has ever tested the limits of childhood.
Typically, It's a Christmas Eve Tradition
Mark your calendars for Christmas Eve, December 24th, and Christmas Day, December 25th. This is the sweet spot. This is where the magic happens. Prepare for back-to-back showings that will have you quoting lines in your sleep. You'll be muttering "Fra-gee-lay" before you know it!
Although the official schedule isn't released too far in advance, you can usually rely on this timing. Consider this your official "safe bet" strategy for holiday viewing.
How to Stay Updated: Be a Christmas Detective
Don't just sit around waiting for Santa (or in this case, the TV networks) to deliver the goods. Take matters into your own hands! Become a Christmas detective! This is an enjoyable method of occupying your time between now and then.
Keep an eye on the official TBS and TNT websites and social media pages. They're usually the first to announce the marathon schedule. Sign up for their newsletters or follow them on Twitter for instant updates.
Set up Google Alerts for "A Christmas Story marathon" and "TBS Christmas schedule." This way, the internet will do the searching for you! Imagine waking up to an email that says, "The marathon is ON!" Pure bliss.
Bonus Tip: Preemptive Snacking
This is crucial. The 24-hour marathon requires stamina, and stamina requires snacks. Stock up on popcorn, candy canes, maybe even some Ovaltine (for authenticity, of course!).
Imagine yourself nestled on the couch, surrounded by blankets, with a plate of Christmas cookies at your side. A Christmas Story is playing on repeat, and all is right with the world. Isn't that what the holidays are all about?
So, there you have it! While the exact timing remains shrouded in a bit of mystery, you now have all the tools you need to be prepared for the A Christmas Story marathon in 2021. Happy viewing, and try not to shoot your eye out!
