Okay, let's talk about something important. Like, life-or-death anime important.
I'm talking about Attack on Titan Season 4 Part 2, of course! Specifically, when will this thing ever END?!
The Endless Season (Almost)
Seriously, doesn't it feel like we've been watching Eren Yeager brood and the Survey Corps fight titans forever? I swear I aged like, five years during the Rumbling alone.
Part 1 ended... ages ago. Part 2 started... even longer ago. It's enough to make you wanna join the Military Police and just chill within the walls!
We've had cliffhangers, betrayals, and enough slow-motion shots to fill a feature film. But the end… it's still looming, taunting us with its elusive date.
The Official (Maybe?) End Date
So, what's the deal? The official word, or at least the closest we've gotten to it, is that the finale is coming. Sometime. Eventually.
I've seen dates thrown around like confetti. Spring 2023? Fall 2023? Who even knows anymore? My sanity is slowly fading.
I'm convinced MAPPA is enjoying this. They're probably sitting in a room somewhere, cackling maniacally as they string us along.
My Unpopular Opinion (Brace Yourselves)
Here comes my hot take, prepare yourselves: I'm almost... okay with it taking a while.
I know, I know! Blasphemy! But hear me out. Would we really want a rushed ending?
Imagine if they crammed everything into a couple of episodes, leaving plot holes the size of Wall Maria. The outrage would be deafening!
Plus, let's be honest, the anticipation is part of the fun! We get to theorize, argue online, and generally nerd out with fellow fans. It's a communal experience!
Of course, I still want it to end. My heart can't take much more emotional turmoil from Levi Ackerman losing everyone he cares about.
So, When *Will* It End? (The Real Answer)
Okay, the honest answer? Nobody truly knows for sure when Attack on Titan Season 4 Part 2 will *actually* end.
We're at the mercy of the animation gods. They hold all the power, deciding when they're ready to unleash the final, tear-jerking, mind-blowing episodes upon us.
All we can do is wait, re-watch the earlier seasons for the hundredth time, and maybe start therapy in anticipation of the emotional fallout.
In the Meantime…
While we wait, let's keep the memes coming! Let's debate our favorite characters (Mikasa forever!).
And let's remember that even though this anime is stressful, it's also amazing. The story, the animation, the music… it's all top-notch.
So, let's appreciate the journey, even if it feels like it's lasting longer than the lifespan of a Titan. And, hey, maybe one day, we'll finally get to see that ending.
Until then, keep fighting, keep hoping, and keep speculating! Because that's what being an Attack on Titan fan is all about.
