Okay, let's talk about The Many Saints of Newark. When are we gonna see this thing *really* on HBO? Not just *HBO Max*.
I know, I know. Streaming is the future. But hear me out. Some of us (ahem, me) like to watch things the old-fashioned way.
The Streaming Shuffle
It premiered on HBO Max. It was in theaters at the same time. Great! But what about those who prefer the traditional HBO channel?
Did it just disappear into the streaming void after that initial blitz? Kinda felt like it.
My Unpopular Opinion
Here's my confession: I prefer watching movies on actual HBO. There's something about it. It feels…special.
Maybe it's the anticipation. Maybe it's the curated selection. Whatever it is, streaming just doesn't hit the same way.
Am I the only one who secretly misses flipping through the HBO guide, circling movies I want to watch?
The Waiting Game
So, we’re stuck playing the waiting game. When *will* The Many Saints of Newark grace the actual HBO channel?
They keep promising it will be on. But when is the real question. It feels like we are living in a Sopranos style limbo.
It’s like waiting for Tony Soprano to show up to Satriale’s, except instead of gabagool, we’re craving a good mob flick on our TVs.
Checking the Listings…Constantly
I admit it. I periodically check the HBO listings. I'm searching for that glorious "The Many Saints of Newark" title.
It's a habit. Almost an obsession. Don't judge me!
I even set a reminder on my phone. "Check HBO Listings." Sad, I know. But a man's gotta have hope.
Why the Delay?
What's the hold-up, HBO? Are you deliberately tormenting us? Is this some kind of psychological experiment?
Maybe they're trying to boost streaming subscriptions. Maybe they're just disorganized. Who knows?
All I know is, I'm ready for some good old-fashioned mobster action. On my actual television screen.
Is This a Sign?
I had a dream the other night. Paulie Walnuts was selling bootleg copies of the movie on the street corner.
Was it a sign? Probably not. But a guy can dream, right?
Maybe if we all band together and send HBO enough cannoli, they'll finally cave. It's worth a shot!
The Verdict
So, when will The Many Saints of Newark be on HBO? The truth is, I have no idea.
But I'll keep watching. I'll keep waiting. And I'll keep complaining until it finally happens.
Because sometimes, you just need to see Dickie Moltisanti in all his glory. On HBO. The *real* HBO.
And until that day comes, I'll just rewatch the entire *Sopranos* series. Again.
Maybe I'll even start a petition. "Bring Many Saints to HBO!" Who's with me?