Still Waiting for Raccoon City? You're Not Alone!
Okay, let's be real. We're all checking our streaming services. Constantly. Wondering when Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City will finally grace our screens at home.
It feels like we've been waiting... forever. Did it even exist? Was it all a collective fever dream brought on by too much pizza and video games?
The Streaming Void: A Conspiracy Theory (Maybe)
I have a theory. A slightly unhinged theory. Streaming services are teasing us. On purpose!
They know we want more zombie action. They dangle the theatrical release in our faces. Then…nothing. Radio silence.
Is it some kind of elaborate marketing ploy? To make us even MORE desperate to watch it?
Maybe Umbrella Corporation is behind it all. Controlling the flow of information, even movies! It makes you think, doesn't it?
My Unpopular Opinion: It Wasn't *That* Bad
Confession time: I kind of liked Welcome to Raccoon City. Gasp! I know, I know. Sacrilege!
Everyone seems to hate it. But honestly? It was a fun, cheesy, zombie-filled romp. What's not to love?
Sure, it wasn't a cinematic masterpiece. But it captured the *spirit* of the games. The goofy horror! The ridiculous characters!
Don't @ me. I stand by my opinion. Give me a campy Resident Evil movie any day!
So, When *Will* It Stream?
The million-dollar question. The one that keeps us up at night. The reason for this entire rambling article.
Honestly? Your guess is as good as mine. We're at the mercy of the streaming gods.
But let's look at some factors. Other Sony Pictures releases have landed on streaming platforms (like Netflix or Hulu) a few months after their theatrical debut.
So, maybe... just maybe... we're looking at a late spring or early summer release? Fingers crossed.
While We Wait: Binge-Watching Alternatives
In the meantime, let's distract ourselves. From the agonizing wait.
Might I suggest re-watching the original Resident Evil movies? The ones with Milla Jovovich?
They're not exactly faithful adaptations. But they’re still a guilty pleasure. Admit it!
Or how about diving into some zombie TV shows? The Walking Dead? Kingdom? So many options!
The Anticipation is Killing Us (Slowly)
The suspense is palpable. The anticipation? Almost unbearable.
We just want to see Leon S. Kennedy be awkward. We yearn for the horrors of the Spencer Mansion.
Come on, streaming services! Throw us a bone. Or, you know, a streaming date.
Until then, we'll keep refreshing our screens. And dreaming of zombies. Because that's what true Resident Evil fans do.
And secretly, we'll hope for a sequel. Even if everyone hates this one. We're gluttons for punishment, apparently.
Just imagine... Resident Evil: Welcome Back to Raccoon City? The possibilities are endless! (And potentially terrible.)
But hey, at least we'll have something to stream. Eventually.
