The Great RHONJ Hulu Wait: Are We There Yet?
Okay, real talk. Are we still waiting for The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 12, to magically appear on Hulu? I'm starting to think I need to consult a psychic. Or maybe just Bravo's customer service (again).
Seriously, I've refreshed Hulu more times than Teresa Giudice has said "table flip." And that's saying something. My thumb is getting a workout!
The Mystery of the Missing Housewives
It's a real head-scratcher, isn't it? You'd think by now, the powers that be at Hulu would realize we're all collectively losing our minds. We crave the drama! The table flipping! The sprinkle cookies!
I mean, hello, it's Jersey. It's basically reality TV gold. Why are they hoarding it from us?
Some say it's a rights issue. Others whisper about secret deals with Bravo. Honestly? I'm starting to suspect Melissa Gorga is holding the season hostage until she gets more screen time.
My Unpopular RHONJ Opinion (Brace Yourselves)
Okay, here it comes. Ready? I actually think Season 12 was...good. Not the best. But good!
Don't @ me! There were fights! Tears! Questionable fashion choices! Everything a good Housewives season needs.
And while some might say the whole Luis Ruelas situation was a bit much... well, I won't lie, it was fascinating to watch unfold. Like a train wreck you can't look away from. A very, very expensive train wreck.
The Desperate Measures I'm Considering
I'm at the point where I'm considering drastic measures. Like, learning how to code and hacking into Hulu's system. Or maybe just subscribing to Peacock. But let's be honest, no one *wants* to subscribe to another streaming service.
It's a slippery slope! Next thing you know, I'll be paying for 17 different platforms just to watch reality TV. And my bank account will be crying harder than Dolores Catania after a breakup.
I've even thought about befriending someone who works at Bravo. You know, casually dropping hints about how much I *love* RHONJ and how I'd be *so* grateful for a little insider information.
A Plea to Hulu (and Maybe Andy Cohen)
So, Hulu, if you're listening (or reading, I guess), please, for the love of sprinkle cookies, give us Season 12! We're begging you!
My Friday nights are just not the same without the Jersey crew screaming at each other. My life feels incomplete.
And Andy Cohen, if you have any pull, please, please, please put in a good word for us. You're our only hope!
Maybe if we all tweet at Hulu enough, they'll finally crack. A girl can dream, right? #RHONJonHulu #JusticeForSeason12 #SprinkleCookieEmergency
In the meantime, I'll just keep refreshing. And maybe re-watching Season 11. Again. Send help (and wine).