Okay, people, let's talk about something important. Something that keeps us up at night. Something that fuels our group chats: When. Will. Season 2. Of The Kardashians arrive?!
We binged Season 1 like it was our job. (Some of us actually *wish* it was our job). Now, we're impatiently tapping our manicured nails.
The Waiting Game
It feels like forever, right? We're constantly refreshing Hulu. We're scouring Kim's Instagram for clues.
Are we being dramatic? Maybe. But, come on! We need our weekly dose of Calabasas chaos.
So, When's the Big Day?
Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. There's a lot of speculation swirling around the internet. Some say late summer, others say fall.
But nobody really knows. Except maybe Kris Jenner. And she's not exactly sharing any secrets. It is business after all.
And speaking of Kris, can we just appreciate her commitment to the brand? Truly iconic.
Unpopular Opinion Alert!
Okay, here's where I might lose some of you. Brace yourselves. I think... waiting makes it better!
Hear me out! The anticipation builds. We dissect every pap photo. We theorize about storylines. The wait is part of the fun!
I’m I crazy for thinking that?
What We *Hope* to See
Of course, we all have our wishlist. Kourtney and Travis's wedding. More Pete Davidson cameos.
And maybe, just maybe, a little less staged drama. (But probably not. Let's be real).
I'd also love to see more of their businesses. Skims, Good American, Kylie Cosmetics... the empire! Show us the behind-the-scenes.
The Reality (Show) Check
Let's not forget what we're dealing with. This is a carefully crafted narrative. It's entertainment. It's not *real* life.
But that doesn't mean we can't enjoy it! We can laugh, we can cry (a little), and we can judge their outfits. It’s practically a national pastime.
So, until Season 2 drops, let's re-watch the old episodes. Let’s analyze every TikTok. Let’s keep the dream alive.
Final Thoughts (and More Unpopular Opinions)
Here's another one: I think Khloe is the most relatable Kardashian. Fight me.
She's funny, she's down-to-earth (relatively speaking), and she's been through it. We’re here for you Khloe.
Regardless, I can't wait for Season 2. I know I will be sat on my couch, on the day it comes out.
Whenever that may be.
Until then, stay fabulous, my friends! And remember, never underestimate the power of a good contour.