Okay, let's be real. We're all wondering the same thing. Where. Is. Season 20 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians on Hulu?
It's like waiting for that perfectly ripe avocado. You know it's going to be good, but the anticipation is KILLING you.
The KUWTK Hulu Mystery
We've binged all the other seasons. We've seen the spin-offs. We're practically honorary Kardashians at this point.
So, why is Season 20 playing hard to get? It's a question that haunts our dreams.
The Great Hulu Delay: Theories Abound
Maybe Hulu is saving it for a special occasion. A Kardashian-themed national holiday, perhaps?
Or maybe they're meticulously curating the perfect snack pairings for each episode. (I'm voting for truffle fries and champagne.)
My unpopular opinion? They're probably just dealing with licensing stuff. But where is the fun in that theory?
Why We NEED Season 20
Let's not forget what Season 20 brought us: Kim's divorce. The end of an era, people!
Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic. But seriously, it was a pivotal moment in Kardashian history. We deserve to relive it. In HD.
I need to see the fashion. I need to hear the drama. My soul NEEDS KUWTK Season 20.
The Desperate Measures We're Considering
I've considered starting a petition. "Release Season 20 or we riot!" would be the slogan.
I've also thought about hacking into Hulu headquarters. (Just kidding...mostly.)
Okay, maybe not hacking. But intense staring at the Hulu homepage while whispering "Season 20" is definitely happening.
In the Meantime...
What's a Kardashian-obsessed fan to do while we wait? Re-watch the older seasons? Obviously.
Stalk Kris Jenner's Instagram for clues? A definite yes.
Start a support group for people suffering from KUWTK Season 20 withdrawal? I'm thinking of calling it "Kardashian Anonymous."
The Waiting Game: A Lesson in Patience (Maybe)
Maybe this is all a lesson in patience. A test of our dedication to the Kardashian brand.
Or maybe it's just annoying. Yeah, probably that.
I'm starting to think that the real treasure wasn't the episodes themselves. It's the friends we made along the way while trying to figuring out when season 20 will air on Hulu.
So, Hulu...
I'm begging you. Please, hear our cries. Release Season 20!
Our couches are ready. Our snacks are prepped. Our lives are incomplete without it.
We just want some good old-fashioned Kardashian chaos. Is that too much to ask?
"You're doing amazing, sweetie!" - Me, to Hulu, if they finally release Season 20.
Until then, we'll keep refreshing the Hulu page. And dreaming of the day when KUWTK Season 20 finally arrives.