Okay, let's be real. We're all impatiently tapping our feet, aren't we? We're waiting for Venom: Let There Be Carnage to finally slither its way onto Disney Plus. When, oh when, will this glorious day arrive?
The Great Streaming Wait: A Comedy of Errors
Predicting streaming release dates is like trying to herd cats. It’s chaotic. It's unpredictable. And you're probably going to get scratched.
We've all been burned before. Remember that movie you were *certain* was coming to Disney Plus last month? Yeah, me too. We ended up re-watching *The Mandalorian* again. No regrets, though. (Okay, maybe a few.)
The Sony-Disney Tango: A Complicated Relationship
Here's the tricky part. Venom 2 isn't exactly a Disney property. It's more like a really cool guest star visiting the Disney house. Thanks to a deal, Sony movies eventually make their way to Disney's streaming platforms.
But *eventually* is the key word. The exact timing is a closely guarded secret, known only to a select few studio executives. And probably some interns who accidentally stumbled upon the release schedule.
My unpopular opinion? I think they enjoy torturing us. They're sitting in their fancy offices, sipping expensive coffee, and watching us squirm. Just kidding! (Maybe.)
Deciphering the Clues: Hints and Speculation
So, how can we possibly guess when Venom: Let There Be Carnage will grace our Disney Plus screens? We look for clues. We analyze patterns. We consult the ancient texts (aka, Google).
Theatrical release dates are a big factor. After a movie leaves theaters, there's usually a window before it hits streaming. That window can vary. It’s like the weather. Unpredictable.
Other Sony films landing on Disney Plus can provide hints. Has there been a similar timeframe for other movies with similar release strategies? Let's investigate!
My (Probably Wrong) Prediction
Okay, I'm going to stick my neck out here. My completely unscientific, gut-feeling prediction is... (drumroll please)... Expect Venom: Let There Be Carnage on Disney Plus within the next few months. Maybe. Possibly. Don't quote me on that!
Why so vague? Because I don't want to be responsible for anyone setting up a viewing party, only to be disappointed. Imagine the horror! The wasted snacks! The awkward small talk!
Just keep checking Disney Plus. Keep refreshing the page. Maybe even whisper sweet nothings to your TV. It couldn't hurt, right?
While We Wait: Venom-ous Alternatives
In the meantime, there are ways to satisfy your Venom cravings. You could re-watch the first Venom movie. Good choice!
You could dive into the comic books. They're full of symbiote shenanigans and Eddie Brock's witty banter. Just don't get *too* attached to the source material. The movies take liberties. (As they should, in my opinion!)
Or, and this is a radical suggestion, you could try watching something completely different. I know, I know. Blasphemy! But sometimes, a change of pace is good for the soul.
So, fellow Venom fans, let's continue the wait together. Let's speculate wildly. Let's share our theories. And let's hope that Disney Plus and Sony hear our collective pleas and give us what we want!
Just remember to manage expectations. And maybe buy some extra snacks. You know, just in case it *does* happen sooner than we think.