Okay, let's be real. We're all wondering the same thing. When is Venom: Let There Be Carnage finally hitting Disney Plus?
I mean, it feels like forever since we saw Eddie Brock and his gooey pal on the big screen. My snacks are getting stale just waiting.
And while everyone else is excited about the next big Marvel release, I'm over here pining for more Venom antics. Am I alone?
The Streaming Saga
Figuring out streaming release dates is like trying to understand quantum physics. Seriously, it's complicated.
First, there's the theatrical window. Then, there's the deal between Sony (who owns Venom) and various streaming platforms. It's a whole thing.
Basically, it’s a big game of corporate chicken. And we, the viewers, are just sitting here clucking for answers.
Decoding the Delay
So, why the hold-up? Well, Sony has its own streaming service, Crackle, and also a deal with Netflix.
Venom 2 likely had to go through those channels before even thinking about Disney Plus. Think of it as a very slow, gooey obstacle course.
This means a lot of waiting. Enough waiting to make you want to eat chocolate and watch bad horror movies. (Don’t judge.)
My Wild Prediction (And Unpopular Opinion)
Here's my slightly controversial take: I think we'll see Venom: Let There Be Carnage on Disney Plus sooner than some expect. Hear me out!
The landscape is changing! Streaming services are competing for content. Disney needs to keep their subscribers happy.
And let's face it, Venom brings in the viewers. It’s a big name, and people love the chaotic relationship between Eddie and his symbiote.
When Could It Happen?
My guess? Probably within the next few months. Maybe around a year after its initial theatrical release.
Keep an eye out for announcements around big holiday periods. Streaming services love to drop content during those times.
Imagine cozying up on the couch during the holidays, watching Venom cause mayhem. Sounds pretty good, right?
The Waiting Game
In the meantime, what can we do? Re-watch the first Venom movie? Absolutely. Read some comics? Definitely.
Bother Disney Plus on social media? Maybe... but probably not effective. Though, I'm not judging if you do!
Mostly, we just have to be patient. And maybe stock up on chocolate and snacks for the eventual binge-watching session. We will be ready.
Final Thoughts (And a Plea)
Look, I know predicting release dates is a fool's errand. But a girl can dream, right? I just want to see more Venom!
So, Disney Plus, if you're listening... please, make our symbiote-loving dreams come true. We're ready for the carnage!
Until then, I'll be here, waiting. And probably eating chocolate. Don't judge. Please?
And remember, even if my prediction is totally wrong... at least we had some fun speculating, right?