Let's talk about scary movies! Specifically, how to watch them without emptying your wallet. Because, let's be honest, pizza and popcorn are expensive enough.
The Streaming Swamp: A Hunt for Free Frights
Streaming services are the obvious first stop. But the free trials? They're like haunted houses. Fun for a bit, then suddenly, you're paying monthly fees.
Tubi: The Undisputed King (or Queen) of Free Horror
Tubi is my go-to. Seriously, it's a treasure trove of horror. From cheesy classics to surprisingly decent indie flicks, it's got it all. And did I mention it's free?
Yes, there are ads. But think of them as mini-intermissions to calm your nerves. You'll need them after that jump scare in "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" (or whatever bizarre gem you unearth).
Pluto TV: Channel Surfing for Scares
Pluto TV is another solid choice. It's like regular TV, but...online! They have dedicated horror channels playing movies around the clock.
Channel surfing becomes a spooky adventure. You never know what obscure horror masterpiece (or disasterpiece) you might stumble upon.
YouTube: Digging for Diamond Screams
Ah, YouTube. The land of cat videos and surprisingly good free movies. You have to dig a little, but there are full-length horror films lurking in the depths.
Be warned: the quality can vary wildly. Some are blurry gems from the 80s. Others look like they were filmed on a potato.
But hey, free is free, right? Just search wisely. Something like "public domain horror movies" might do the trick.
The Library: Your Secret Weapon Against Boredom (and Bills)
Don't underestimate your local library! It's not just for dusty books and quiet reading. Many libraries have huge DVD collections, including horror movies.
Borrowing movies is completely free with a library card. Plus, you're supporting a valuable community resource. Win-win!
The "Questionable" Options: Proceed With Caution
Okay, I'm not going to explicitly endorse anything shady. But let's just say there are corners of the internet where free movies can be found. *cough* *cough*.
Just be careful out there, folks. Download at your own risk. And maybe don't click on anything that promises you a free iPhone in exchange for your social security number.
Seriously, stay safe. My advice? Stick to Tubi.
An Unpopular Opinion: Ads Aren't *That* Bad
I know, I know, ads are annoying. But honestly, a few minutes of commercials are a small price to pay for free entertainment.
Besides, sometimes the ads are hilarious! Especially those low-budget local commercials. They can be scarier than the movies themselves.
Think of them as mini-breaks to grab more snacks. Or to contemplate the existential dread you just witnessed on screen.
So, Go Forth and Get Spooked (For Free!)
There you have it! My (hopefully) helpful guide to watching scary movies without spending a fortune.
Now, grab some popcorn, dim the lights, and prepare to be terrified. Just don't blame me if you can't sleep tonight.
Happy haunting! And remember, Tubi is your friend.