So, You're Looking for More Jordan Belfort Mayhem in 2021?
Let's be honest. We've all been there. You finish watching The Wolf of Wall Street. The credits roll. You're left craving... more.
But wait! There’s no The Wolf of Wall Street 2, right? Don’t worry, we’ll figure out what to do next.
The Bad News (Sort Of)
First, the harsh truth. There isn’t an actual sequel in the traditional sense. No Leonardo DiCaprio back for another round of Quaaludes and questionable ethics. Sorry to burst your bubble.
I know, it stings. But stick with me. We've got options.
Option 1: Relive the Original Debauchery
Okay, hear me out. Rewatch The Wolf of Wall Street. It’s a classic for a reason. It’s pure cinematic chaos.
As of 2021, you could typically find it on various streaming platforms. Check Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, or Hulu. Rental options also exist.
Just a quick search should do the trick. Unless, you know, you’re living under a rock.
Option 2: Dive into the "Spiritual" Sequel
Think of movies that capture a similar vibe. Big money. Questionable morals. Fast cars. You get the picture.
Movies like War Dogs and The Big Short fit the bill. They offer a glimpse into worlds of financial shenanigans. And, they're entertaining.
Basically, look for films where people make tons of money doing… stuff. The "stuff" is usually a bit shady.
Option 3: The Documentary Route
Craving something a bit more… real? Documentaries about Wall Street might be your fix. They don't have Leo, but they have truth.
Inside Job is a great starting point. It's a deep dive into the 2008 financial crisis. Prepare to be angry.
Consider it a less entertaining, but more informative, dose of Wall Street madness. It won't have the laughs, but it has facts.
Option 4: Embrace the Book
Remember the movie was based on a book? Jordan Belfort's memoir is wild. It is a must-read.
It's even more over-the-top than the film. Read at your own risk. You might start questioning all your life choices.
Bonus: you can imagine Leonardo DiCaprio reading it to you. Or don’t. Your choice.
Unpopular Opinion Time!
Okay, here it comes. Maybe… just maybe… we don't need a The Wolf of Wall Street 2.
The original was lightning in a bottle. Trying to recreate that magic might be a recipe for disaster. Sometimes, one is enough.
Plus, do we really need another three hours of questionable financial advice? Probably not. My therapist would agree.
So, Where Can You Watch? (The Original, Of Course)
The answer, like the stock market, is always changing. Keep an eye on the usual suspects: Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime.
Or, you could just buy the Blu-ray. It's a guaranteed way to watch whenever you want. Plus, no buffering!
Happy watching! And remember, don’t try any of this at home… or at the office.
"Money isn't everything but it solves 99% of your problems" - Jordan Belfort (Maybe?)
