Okay, henny, let's talk Drag Race All Stars 7. The all-winners season. Remember that? It feels like a lifetime ago, doesn't it?
So, Where Did We Watch That Extravaganza?
Ah, the burning question. Where *did* we witness those legendary queens battle it out? The answer is pretty straightforward, but let's explore it anyway. Just for kicks.
The Obvious Answer: Paramount+
Duh! It was a Paramount+ exclusive. You needed that subscription to see Shea Couleé, Jinkx Monsoon, and the rest of the royal court. Let's be real, who *didn't* sign up for a free trial just to binge it?
Maybe you even forgot to cancel. Oops! Now you're stuck watching reruns of NCIS. We've all been there.
Other… *Less* Obvious Options?
Okay, I'm not *officially* endorsing anything here. But let's just say the internet is a vast and mysterious place. Rumor has it, if you search hard enough, you might stumble upon… *ahem*… alternative viewing platforms.
Just kidding! (Mostly.) Seriously though, support the queens! Pay for your streaming services! It's the right thing to do. Mostly.
Unless... okay, I'm stopping now.
My Unpopular Opinion: It Was Overhyped
Brace yourselves. Here comes the controversial take. I think All Stars 7 was good, but maybe... overhyped?
Don't get me wrong, the queens were phenomenal. But something felt… different. Too nice, maybe? Not enough drama? I miss the iconic fights! Bring back the backstabbing!
Okay, maybe not *actual* backstabbing. But a little shade never hurt anyone (except maybe those who received it). It’s supposed to be a reality tv show after all!
No Eliminations? Seriously?
The whole "no eliminations" thing was interesting. A bold move, RuPaul! But did it actually work? I'm not so sure.
It took away some of the suspense, didn't it? Knowing everyone was safe meant the stakes felt lower. Anyone else feel like that? Or am I just a villain?
Rewatching? Maybe. But...
Would I rewatch All Stars 7? Probably. But it's not at the top of my list. I'd probably go back to All Stars 2 first. That season was pure gold!
Remember Alyssa Edwards and Tatianna lip syncing to "Shut Up and Drive?" Iconic! Pure drag race history. Now, *that's* worth a Paramount+ subscription. (Just kidding... kind of.)
The Real Takeaway: The Queens are Amazing
Look, even if I have mixed feelings about the season itself, I can't deny the talent on display. Jinkx Monsoon is a genius. Shea Couleé is a goddess. They all slayed.
So, whether you watched it on Paramount+, or... elsewhere... let's all agree that these queens are legends. And they deserve all the success in the world.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go rewatch Untucked from Season 5. Because that's where the *real* drama happens.
