Rick and Morty: Catching the Chaos, Legally (ish)
Okay, let's talk about it. Where DO you watch new Rick and Morty episodes? It's not as simple as firing up Netflix anymore, is it?
The Obvious Suspects
First, there's Adult Swim. Duh. They actually make the show. It’s the most direct route. But who still has cable?
Seriously, is that just my grandpa? I'm joking...mostly.
Streaming's Tangled Web
HBO Max (now just Max, sigh) is your next bet. They usually have it! Assuming you remember your password. And haven't accidentally subscribed to every single streaming service known to humankind.
Do we all need a spreadsheet for streaming subscriptions? Asking for a friend...
Hulu + Live TV is another option. It feels like cable, but... fancier? At least you can watch sports and other things. While secretly waiting for new Rick and Morty.
The (Slightly) Less Obvious Suspects
You *could* buy episodes on Amazon Prime Video or YouTube TV. Each episode costs money. It adds up faster than Rick's bar tab.
Is it worth it? Maybe if you ONLY want Rick and Morty. But, c'mon, you know you'll binge something else. Probably *Squidbillies*.
The Dark Side (We Don't Talk About Bruno)
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I know some of you are thinking about *other* methods. The ones where your internet provider judges you silently. I am not encouraging piracy.
Just… be careful out there. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub…responsibly?
My Unpopular Opinion
Here's where I might lose some of you. I think waiting for the whole season to drop on a platform is the best way. It takes patience. I know, I know, that's hard in the age of instant gratification.
But binge-watching is superior! No agonizing week-long waits! Plus, you can avoid spoilers. Mostly.
Think about it: no more frantically searching Reddit. No more accidentally seeing that one GIF you wish you hadn't. Just pure, uninterrupted Rick and Morty goodness.
The Future is Uncertain (Just Like the Show's Continuity)
Honestly, the streaming landscape changes faster than Rick changes dimensions. Who knows where Rick and Morty will end up next year?
Maybe they'll invent a portal gun for watching TV. Now THAT would be efficient. And probably dangerous.
The Real Truth: It Doesn't Really Matter
At the end of the day, the important thing is to watch the show. To laugh, to cringe, to question your own existence.
However you choose to do it, just remember: don't be a Jerry. Find a way. Watch the show. And maybe, just maybe, we'll all understand the meaning of life. (Spoiler alert: we won't.)
Now go forth and get schwifty! (Responsibly, of course.)