Okay, so you've heard the whispers, the hushed tones, the slightly-too-intense recommendations. Everyone's talking about You Are Not My Mother, and you're thinking, "Alright, alright, already! Where can I actually *see* this thing?!" Don't worry, friend, I got you.
Streaming Services: Your First Port of Call
Let's start with the big guns, the streaming giants that hold our eyeballs hostage. Sadly, at the time of writing, You Are Not My Mother isn't gracing the libraries of Netflix or Hulu. Don't despair just yet!
Shudder: Your Horror Haven
If you're a true horror aficionado, you probably already know about Shudder. It's basically the horror movie equivalent of that cool record store that only sells vinyl and obscure band t-shirts. And guess what? You Are Not My Mother calls Shudder home! Consider it fate.
Shudder offers a free trial, which is basically a dare to see how many sleepless nights you can handle. After that, it's a pretty reasonable monthly subscription, cheaper than a questionable latte habit, and 1000% more thrilling. You can stream it on your phone, your tablet, your smart TV - basically any device that breathes the sweet oxygen of the internet.
Other VOD Platforms: Hunting for Treasure
If the thought of subscribing to *another* streaming service makes your wallet weep, fear not! You can often rent or buy digital copies of You Are Not My Mother on various video-on-demand (VOD) platforms. Think of it like a digital treasure hunt!
Check out platforms like Amazon Prime Video (sometimes it's included, sometimes it's not - the suspense!), Apple TV (formerly iTunes), and Google Play Movies & TV. A quick search on each of these will tell you if they currently offer the film. You might just find your golden ticket!
Physical Media: For the Collectors (and the Nostalgic)
Okay, I get it. Some of you are old-school, and by old-school, I mean you still believe in the magic of physical media. You're the type who judges a person by their DVD collection. I respect that.
If you're one of these folks, good news! You Are Not My Mother is available on DVD and Blu-ray. This means you can actually *own* the movie, not just rent it from the digital overlords. Plus, think of the cover art! It's practically a work of art, a conversation starter, a silent "I have excellent taste" message to your guests.
You can snag a copy at your local big box store (if they still exist!), online retailers like Amazon, or even specialty horror shops (if you're lucky enough to have one nearby). Just be prepared for the knowing nod from the cashier. They *know* what you're about to watch.
Beyond the Obvious: Keep an Eye Out!
Sometimes, You Are Not My Mother pops up in unexpected places. Film festivals, indie theaters, special screenings... the possibilities are endless! Keep an eye on local listings and horror film websites for announcements.
You can also follow the film's social media accounts or the director's Twitter (if they have one). They might announce upcoming screenings or streaming deals that you wouldn't otherwise know about. It's like being an insider, part of the cool kids' club!
So, there you have it! Your comprehensive guide to finding You Are Not My Mother. Now, go forth and watch, but maybe leave the lights on... just in case.
