Okay, let's talk about So You Think You Can Dance. Specifically, let's talk about Jojo Siwa. You know, the one with the giant bows. Yep, that Jojo.
Jojo: Judge, Icon, or Just… There?
Is it just me, or is everyone a little confused about Jojo on the judging panel? Don't get me wrong. She's energetic. She's enthusiastic.
But is she, like, qualified to judge elite dancers? I'm just asking the real questions here. Some say she injects fresh, youthful energy. Others (like me?) wonder if she's out of her depth.
My Unpopular Opinion (Brace Yourselves!)
Here it comes. My potentially controversial take. Jojo is… fine. There, I said it!
She's not terrible. She's not revolutionary. She's just… kind of...there. Almost like a very enthusiastic, sparkly piece of furniture.
Look, I get it. She’s a massive star with a huge following. She brings in viewers. Television is a business. But does her presence elevate the show for dance connoisseurs?
The Bow Factor: Yay or Nay?
Let’s not forget the bows. Oh, the bows! They're iconic. They're... a lot.
Do they distract from the actual dancing? Maybe a little. Do they make you crave a giant lollipop? Definitely.
“More sparkles! More bows! More everything!” – Probably Jojo, backstage.
Does She Understand the Nuance?
When I watch SYTYCD, I want insightful critiques. I want technical breakdowns. I want to hear about artistry and musicality. Does Jojo deliver on these things?
Sometimes. Often, she offers encouraging platitudes. Which is nice! But it's not exactly groundbreaking dance analysis. I secretly miss the days of Mia Michaels eviscerating (and then building up) dancers with her words.
The Positivity Police
Jojo is undeniably positive. Which is refreshing! But sometimes, a little tough love is what a dancer really needs. You can't just tell everyone they're amazing all the time. Can you?
Constructive criticism is key for growth. We need some sharpness. We need a little bit of bite! Just like Mary Murphy used to provide with her hot tamale train.
So, Who *Is* Jojo On SYTYCD?
The million-dollar question remains. Is she a judge? An influencer? A walking, talking glitter bomb? I'm not entirely sure. I think she's all of the above in some capacity.
Maybe that's the point. Maybe the producers wanted someone completely different. Someone who appeals to a younger audience. And, judging by the ratings, it might just be working.
But secretly, deep down, I kind of wish they'd bring back someone like Nigel Lythgoe. Love him or hate him, he knew his stuff. And he wasn't afraid to say it.
In conclusion, Jojo Siwa on So You Think You Can Dance is… a choice. Whether it's the right choice is up for debate. But at least it's never boring. And she’s very sparkly.