Who Stayed Together On Married At First Sight Season 13

Okay, let's dive into the wild world of Married At First Sight Season 13! Houston, we had a problem... or several, actually.

Remember that season? The one where everyone seemed to be matched with their polar opposite? Yeah, good times. Not really.

The Ones Who Said "I Do" (And Meant It... Sort Of)

Let's be honest, the success rate was... less than stellar. But hey, someone technically stayed together, right?

Ryan and Brett: A Quick Exit

First up, we had Ryan and Brett. Remember them? Probably not. They were practically invisible, weren't they?

Spoiler alert: they didn't make it. She wanted to have a family, he… well, no one really knew what he wanted besides avoiding cameras.

Jose and Rachel: The Rollercoaster Romance

Then there's Jose and Rachel. Oh boy, where do we even begin? It was a wild ride, full of ups, downs, and…locked bank accounts.

They did choose to stay together on decision day but didn't last long after filming. That bank account incident. A bold move, Jose. A bold move.

Johnny and Bao: Friends, Not Lovers

Ah, Johnny and Bao. The season’s most discussed couple, I believe. He seemed perpetually disappointed. She deserved so much better.

They were a No! No chemistry, no affection, just… awkwardness. Definitely not a match made in heaven. Or by the experts.

Myrla and Gil: The Shocking Split

Now, for the couple that surprised everyone: Myrla and Gil. On decision day it was a YES.

They said "yes" on Decision Day! A success! Then, BAM! Split. Weeks later! Did we miss something? Did Gil's love of simple pleasures suddenly become unbearable?

Maybe she just got tired of him being so darn happy all the time. Just kidding (mostly!).

The Lone Survivor: The "Winners" of Season 13

So, after all the drama, the tears, and the questionable decisions, who actually made it? Drumroll, please...

…Nobody. Seriously.

Yep, you read that right. Zero couples from Season 13 are still together. Not a single one. A complete and utter matchmaking failure.

Maybe the experts need new glasses. Or a new job. Just saying.

Unpopular Opinion Time (Brace Yourselves!)

Okay, here's my unpopular opinion: I think Myrla and Gil might have actually had a shot if they had more time.

Hear me out! They had genuine affection for each other. They connected on a deeper level. Maybe, just maybe, they needed more time to work through their differences.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Myrla's expensive tastes and Gil's frugality. But opposites attract, right? ...right?

And honestly, they were the most entertaining couple to watch. Drama, but also genuine connection.

Regardless, season 13 was wild. Let's hope the experts learned something. Maybe next time they should try matching people based on actual compatibility instead of manufactured drama. Fingers crossed!