Spider-Man's Disney+ Hide-and-Seek: A Web of Confusion!
So, you fire up Disney+. Popcorn's ready, comfy pants are on. You're all set for some web-slinging action, right?
Except... where's Spider-Man? It's like he's doing his disappearing act from *Far From Home* again!
The Case of the Missing Spidey: An Unpopular Opinion
Okay, let's be honest. This is a bit ridiculous. Disney owns, like, *everything*. Surely they can find a way to get Spidey swinging onto their own platform.
I mean, come on! We've got Baby Yoda sipping soup. We've got endless Marvel shows about characters I barely knew existed. Where is our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?
It’s like inviting everyone to a pizza party but forgetting the actual pizza.
The Blame Game: Who's Responsible for this Mess?
Everyone points fingers, naturally. Sony this, Marvel that. My brain just hears "blah, blah, blah, no Spider-Man."
Frankly, I don’t care about the corporate drama. I just want to watch Tom Holland fight bad guys in HD from my couch. Is that too much to ask?
Maybe they should settle it with a thumb war. Winner gets Spidey. I'd pay to see that pay-per-view!
Alternatives: Because We Need Our Spidey Fix!
Fine, fine. If Disney+ is going to play hard to get, we have options. We can always rent or buy the movies elsewhere.
Or, you know, dust off those old DVDs (if you even *have* a DVD player anymore). Remember those days?
We could also just re-watch *Into the Spider-Verse* a million times. It’s technically Spider-Man related, and that movie is pure gold.
The Hope That Never Dies (or At Least Snoozes Lightly)
Here’s the thing. I still believe. I have faith that someday, the stars will align. Spider-Man will finally find his way home to Disney+.
Maybe it’ll be a surprise announcement. Maybe it'll be part of some grand, elaborate deal. Either way, I'll be ready with my popcorn.
Until then, I'll keep grumbling about it. Loudly. Maybe if we complain enough, someone will hear us. It’s worth a shot, right?
A Plea to the Powers That Be (Disney & Sony):
Dear Disney and Sony, Please, for the love of all that is holy and web-slinging, figure this out! The fans are suffering!
Imagine the joy! The content! The possibilities! *Think of the children!* (Okay, maybe I'm being dramatic.)
But seriously, get it together. We're waiting.
In conclusion, the lack of Spider-Man on Disney+ remains a great injustice. Fight me.
Okay, don't actually fight me. Just stream responsibly. And keep hoping for that glorious day when Spidey joins the party.
