Why Do I Need A Tv Provider To Watch Abc

My Kingdom For Just ABC Without The Whole Shebang!

Okay, let's be honest. Does anyone else feel slightly…extorted? Like, I just want to watch Abbott Elementary. Why do I need a whole *thing* for that?

I'm talking about the whole cable package. The satellite dish. The streaming service that ALSO requires a cable subscription. It’s madness!

The Dark Ages of Television

Remember rabbit ears? At least then, the struggle was honest. You knew static was your enemy. Now, it's hidden fees and confusing terms.

It feels like I'm buying a car just to get the cupholder I want. A very expensive, complicated car.

I want my ABC! Is that too much to ask?

The Allure of Simplicity

Picture this: a single button. It turns on the TV. ABC is the only channel. No scrolling. No buffering. Pure bliss.

Okay, maybe that's a bit extreme. But seriously, options are overwhelming! I spend more time deciding what to watch than actually watching.

And don't even get me started on the remotes. Why so many buttons?!

Is It Too Much To Ask?

I get it, content is king. Everyone wants their piece of the pie. But I just want a sliver, please!

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned. I miss the days of appointment viewing. When everyone watched the same show and talked about it the next day.

Now, everyone's watching something different, on a different platform, at a different time. Connection lost!

The Cord-Cutting Conundrum

So, I tried cutting the cord. Everyone says it's the answer. But then you need a *different* streaming service for local channels.

And an antenna that looks like a robot spider. It's not exactly sleek decor. Plus, reception depends on the weather…and the position of the moon, probably.

It felt like trading one monster for another. A slightly cheaper, but equally frustrating monster.

My Unpopular Opinion: Bring Back The One-Channel TV

Okay, I'm kidding (mostly). But seriously, can't we find a middle ground? A simpler way to access the channels we actually want?

Like, a super basic streaming service that only offers ABC, CBS, and NBC. Call it "The Bare Minimum." I'd subscribe!

And it should cost, like, five bucks a month. A reasonable price for reasonable entertainment.

The Dream of A La Carte

The dream, of course, is a truly a la carte system. Where you pay for exactly what you watch. No more bundles!

But until that day comes, I'll be over here, grumbling about needing a platinum package to watch Jeopardy!. It's a quiz show, people!

So, who's with me? Let's start a revolution. A TV revolution! Free ABC for all!

A Call to Action (Sort Of)

Maybe not a full-blown revolution. But a polite request? A strongly worded letter? Perhaps a carefully curated meme campaign?

Anything to let the TV gods know that we, the viewers, are tired of the shenanigans! We just want to watch our shows in peace (and without breaking the bank).

So, raise your remotes (or your antennas). And let's hope someone, somewhere, is listening.