Okay, let's talk YouTube. Specifically, let's talk about that one REALLY annoying thing it does. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Why, oh WHY, does YouTube keep recommending videos I've already watched?
The Algorithm's Little Secret
Is it just me, or does this happen to everyone? I binge-watch a hilarious cat video compilation. Then, guess what's suggested next? Yep, more cats...doing the exact same hilarious things.
I swear, sometimes I think the algorithm is actively trying to gaslight me. "Did you *really* watch that already? Are you *sure*? Here, watch it again, just in case!"
Maybe it thinks I have amnesia? Or perhaps YouTube believes I'm so obsessed with *that specific* video that I *need* to experience it over and over.
The Relatability Factor
Tell me I'm not alone! Raise your hand if you've seen the same video suggested like, five times. I'm starting to think I should just make a playlist of "YouTube's Favorite Videos for Me to Watch (Again)."
It's like when your parents tell the same story at every family gathering. Except, instead of your embarrassing childhood, it's a squirrel riding a tiny bicycle.
Is YouTube run by robots with a limited memory? Or is it some kind of twisted social experiment?
My Unpopular Opinion
Here's where things get spicy. I have a theory. A slightly insane, probably wrong, but still plausible theory.
Maybe...just maybe...YouTube *knows* we'll click on it again. It's like comfort food for the brain. Even if we *know* what's coming, there's a weird satisfaction in revisiting something familiar.
Think about it. You know exactly when the cat's going to fall off the table. You anticipate the dog's dramatic reaction. And yet...you still click. *They* know your weakness!
The 'Repeat Offender' Tag
I think YouTube should add a "Repeat Offender" tag. Slap it on videos I've already watched. That way, I know to brace myself for the familiar.
Or, even better, a "Don't Show Me This Again, Ever" button. A girl can dream, right?
I'm just saying, maybe we, the viewers, are partially to blame. We're like, "Yeah, I've seen that video 20 times, but what's one more?"
Is it REALLY that bad?
Okay, okay, I'm being dramatic. It's not the end of the world. It's just...mildly infuriating.
And honestly, sometimes I *do* click on them again. Don't judge me!
Maybe YouTube's algorithm knows me better than I know myself. Maybe it's a secret genius. Or maybe...it just needs a serious update.
So, next time you see a video you've already watched pop up in your recommendations, just smile. Maybe it's a sign you need a brain break. Or maybe it's a sign YouTube is messing with you. Either way, enjoy the cats!
And please, YouTube, no more toddlers reviewing Kinder Eggs. I beg you.
