Why Is Seth Meyers Not On This Week

Okay, let's be real. Where's Seth Meyers this week? My TV is acting weird, right?

Seriously though, it feels a bit empty without his witty monologues. I'm starting to question my entire late-night routine.

The Case of the Missing Meyers

Is he on a top-secret mission? Did he finally crack under the pressure of daily jokes?

Maybe he's just taking a well-deserved vacation. He probably needs a break from making us laugh so hard.

Or maybe he's perfecting his impression of President Biden. We know he's got that skill!

The most common theory? Vacation. Totally plausible.

Next up, a new project. Maybe a movie cameo? Or even a serious acting role! Imagine Seth Meyers as a brooding detective.

But here’s my slightly unpopular theory: He's gone rogue. He’s decided to become a minimalist and is currently living in a yurt in Montana.

Okay, okay, probably not. But a girl can dream, can't she?

He could be writing the Great American Novel. Finally unleashing his inner Hemingway, with punchlines.

Or maybe... just maybe... he's binge-watching reality TV like the rest of us. We've all been there, right?

Without Seth, my late-night TV watching is... different. Like pizza without pepperoni.

Other hosts are great, sure. But Meyers' brand of intelligent snark is unique. No one delivers a punchline quite like he does.

It's like suddenly your favorite coffee shop closed down. A void is left in your morning ritual.

The news just isn't as funny when someone else delivers it. No offense to the other funny people.

Honestly, I miss his “Corrections” segment. It’s a masterpiece of self-deprecation and wit.

So, Seth, if you're reading this: Come back! The world needs your jokes.

We need your nuanced takes on current events. And we definitely need your impressions.

Okay, maybe not *need*. But strongly, enthusiastically, and somewhat desperately want.

The late-night world feels a little less bright without your presence. And who will keep the politicians in check?

Besides, who else is going to make us laugh about the ridiculousness of it all? I miss his dry wit!

Here it comes, my unpopular opinion: Late Night isn’t quite the same without Seth Meyers.

He just has a certain charm. A certain ability to make even the most awful news palatable.

And honestly, his band is amazing. Fred Armisen forever! I mean... where's he been, too?

Maybe I’m just too used to his face on my screen. But I stand by my statement.

So, Seth, hurry back. My DVR is starting to feel neglected. And my late-night routine is off the rails.

The world awaits your return. Or at least, *I* await your return. And maybe a few others. Okay, a lot of others!