Seriously, Where’s *French Kiss*?
Okay, let's get real. It's 2024. We can stream practically anything. Except, you know, the movie the world needs: French Kiss. Are we being punked?
I'm not asking for much. Just Meg Ryan being adorably neurotic. Just Kevin Kline being… well, *Kevin Kline*.
The Streaming Void
Think about it. You’re scrolling through Netflix. You’re desperate for rom-com gold. What do you find? The same tired old options.
Where's the spontaneity? The cheese? The sheer 90s perfection of French Kiss? It’s like it vanished off the face of the earth.
Maybe I'm alone here. Maybe my love for Kate and Luc is a *deeply* personal thing. But I doubt it. Surely, there are dozens of us! Dozens!
Is it a Conspiracy?
I’m starting to suspect something nefarious. Some shadowy organization keeping this cinematic masterpiece locked away. Is it the International Wine Snobs Association?
Or maybe it's Kevin Kline himself. Perhaps he doesn't want us to witness his glorious accent again? I wouldn’t blame him. It’s mesmerizing.
Whatever the reason, it’s a tragedy. This isn’t just a movie. It's a cultural touchstone. A reminder that even crazy plans can lead to unexpected romance.
The VHS Solution (Seriously?)
Am I seriously considering buying a VHS player? And a *French Kiss* VHS tape? Don’t judge. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
It's either that or staging a protest. A peaceful one, of course. With signs that read "Release French Kiss!" and "We Want Kevin Kline's Accent!".
Imagine the news coverage! We'd be heroes. Champions of rom-com justice. All because someone, somewhere, finally listened.
An Unpopular Opinion?
Maybe this is an unpopular opinion. Maybe everyone else is perfectly content with *Sleepless in Seattle* (again!). But I refuse to believe it.
French Kiss is better. Fight me. (Just kidding... mostly).
It has everything. Paris. Wine. A stolen necklace. And Meg Ryan chasing after her fiancé like a total boss.
The Power of Petition
Perhaps a petition is in order. A Change.org campaign that demands French Kiss be immediately available on every streaming platform.
We could even write letters. To Netflix. To Hulu. To Disney+. Begging them to reconsider. Offering them all our worldly possessions.
Okay, maybe not *all* our worldly possessions. But definitely some really good wine. And a heartfelt thank you note.
The Dream: *French Kiss* at Your Fingertips
Imagine it. Saturday night. Curled up on the couch. Pressing play on French Kiss. Pure, unadulterated rom-com bliss.
No more searching. No more hoping. Just instant access to a cinematic treasure. A world where Kevin Kline's *Luc* is just a click away.
That's the dream, right? The future we deserve. A future with more French Kiss. And less endless scrolling.
Let’s Make It Happen
So, I implore you. Join me in this quest. Let’s make some noise. Let’s demand what is rightfully ours: Streaming *French Kiss*!
Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to watch Meg Ryan chase after the man she thinks she loves, only to find something even better?
Exactly. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to start brainstorming protest sign slogans.
